"EMILYKIT!" screams Flamestar. "ITS TIME YOU BECOME AN APPENTICE!"
"Oh boy! I'm an appentice? Wow! Thats great!" Replies Emilypaw.
"Do you guys know how to spell apprentice..?" Asks Leafleaf in the background while everyone ignores her.
"I'LL BE MENTORING YOU!" States Flamestar, "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU THE TERRITORY!"
They ride on some random horse into the forest then the horse disappears.
"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!" Calls Leafleaf from the distance.
"OK! It's tiem 2 practice BATTLE MOOVES," announces Flamestar, "today we will learn... the claw thing." Flamestar demonstrates the claw thing and tells Emilypaw to do the same.
Emilypaw proceeds to copy Flamestar and swipes her claw at him faster than the speed of light even tho physical objects cant travel at that speed or faster than that speed and slices through his bone while Flamestar screams "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!" and loses all his lives but comes back to life somehow, "I have 1020101914073048573445387823 lives," states Flamestar, his eyes gleaming with pride, "and you did EXCELLENTLY Emilypaw! Lets go hunting!"
"Yay." replies Emilypaw as they gallop on a convenient horse into the farther forest.
Emilypaw returns with 129023849453132 squirrel, 32804723857r8q70 mice, 214803297r0182748 of every bird in the multiverse that happened to fly into Earth and into this very forest, 6 dead ShadowClan cats, and a horse, while Flamestar comes back with 2 mice and a rabbit from WdClan territory.
"That was fun," says Emilypaw while a ShadowClan cat screams "BLOODY MURDER!" in the background. Flamestar agrees as they fly on their new unicorn back to ThunderClan territory and place their mountain on the fresh-kill pile.
When they return to camp Emilypaw tells everyone, "I caught a pterodactyl," because everyone needs to know.
"What? We don't even know that those are!" replies Leafleaf as Emilypaw proceeds to get more mary sue-ish every second that passes by.
"GSDERIUDFHRSJSFD YAY THE GATHERING'S SOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL!EVERY1S INVITED CUZ YOLO," Says Flamestar while flying on his unicorn with Emilypaw to Fourtrees.
"Yay," replys Emilypaw on a mythical creature as they fly to the gathering.
When they get to the gathering, some random apprentice walks up to them, "Hi," the apprentice greets, "I'm Kaylapaw because jcndvkjsejfdbvajdzcxh---" she gets deleted from the entire story.
"Wow. I wonder what that was," says Emilypaw as she gets off of her magical unicorn.
"Whoa. Is that a marshmallow from lucky charms?" asks some RiverClan apprentice.
"Umm... We don't know what that is..." says another apprentice.
"Oh," replies the apprentice.
"HEY THERE! MY NAME'S RANDOMKIT! I'M HERE TO END THE FRICKING CHAPTERS," says Randomkit as chapter 1 ends.
YOU ARE READING
Adventures of Emilygleam
Humorso I was bored and I was like "Why not write a warriors fanfic? because of my everlasting unhealthy obsession with the books I must write one right now--" so I wrote this and made it overexaggerated just for fun.
