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brucebanner: brun forced me to make an instagram but I absolutely refuse to please her any further by posting a picture of myself, so here's a picture of my cat, Hulk instead.
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funnybrunny: hulk is way cuter than you anyway
brucebanner: she's the devil but okay @funnybrunny
funnybrunny: the only pet i know that's worse than her is loki's horrible fucking dog
brucebanner: i mean, you just need to assert your dominance and you'll be fine
funnybrunny: lies!! i tried barking back at him and he just got more angry!
funnybrunny: what's fenrir doing right at this moment? @lowkey
lowkey: he killed a bird earlier so he's currently in timeout, why?
brucebanner: how the heck do you put a dog in timeout???? @lowkey
lowkey: i have my methods
lowkey: no but, hulk is worse because she scratched and bit the fuck of me the last time I saw her
brucebanner: probably because we were arguing and then you tried to pet her??? like wth
