tony
hey, stud
bruce 🔬
hello
tony
what are you up to?
bruce 🔬
working a little on the bot
tony
leave our baby alone! she's fine!!
bruce 🔬
she?
tony
yeah, didn't I tell you?
her name is darla
bruce 🔬
isn't that kind of
objectifying women?
tony
oh god, bruce
if it's sexist to name our ultra badass robot
after a woman, then fine, im sexist
bruce 🔬
glad you're finally admitting it
tony
you're annoying
bruce 🔬
maybe, but we're not naming
it darla
tony
we'll talk about this later
for now, how did your date go?
bruce 🔬
i haven't gone on a date
recently, so idk what
you're taking about
tony
cmon! how was it playing
sexy tutor?
bruce 🔬
stoppp, we just studied
tony
studied what?
bruce 🔬
chemistry, tony
tony
yeah, but did you have chemistry? (((;
bruce 🔬
stoopppp
it's really not like that
tony
it could be like that
bruce 🔬
i don't know
he's good looking, don't get me wrong.
but what he said really hurt me, and I know he apologized but, I still think about it sometimes
tony
ah, I see. im sorry that happened
you don't deserve that, brucie
bruce 🔬
thank you
but, yeah, I don't think
he really wants to date me
after everything that happened
tony
you mean after you broke his nose?
bruce 🔬
yes, after I broke his nose, tony
tony
well, I wouldn't be too sure
he asked if you and I were dating
bruce 🔬
really?
tony
yeah, and if being honest,
he seemed a little jealous
bruce 🔬
oh
well
um
tony
yeah, "um"
bruce 🔬
i don't know what you want me to say
tony
you don't have to say anything
bruce 🔬
okay, i won't
tony
...
bruce 🔬
...
tony
are you seriously not gonna
say anything?
bruce 🔬
you said I didn't have to!
tony
ugh i know
i just ship you guys
bruce 🔬
pls don't
tony
but i do (;
bruce 🔬
don't
tony
ill never stop ((;
bruce 🔬
goodbye
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