Episode 3: confessionals and eliminations
About: Due to the producer not being able to produce a snappy title for the episode, the hosts will delve into the contestants deepest secrets and vote to eliminate a member of the house. Even though none of them know what they're competing for.
Duration: 48 minutes
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SCENE: The red couch is back because it's the confessionals episode. Everyone is dressed fancily, apart from DIONYSUS. He has wine stains on his shirt. Each interview is individual and all questions are from a tag on Twitter.
PERSEPHONE: Welcome back to another episode of Ambrosia! Now this week, is a bit different. We were promised a calmer episode but that probably will not happen. This week is the first week of confessionals!
HADES: i thought we were doing boats. I posted on Instagram about boats. I got a thirst comment from Hera, because of the boat.
PERSEPHONE: if you wanna be on a boat that bad we can sink our ship, it's your choice.
HADES: [ nervously laughs ] have I told you how much I love you?
PERSEPHONE: [ smug smile ] anyway, we asked you, the audience, to send in questions with the hashtag "ambrosiaconfessionals" each contestant will be given two questions each. I will be interviewing the girls and Hades will be interviewing the guys.
HADES: only because I want to roast Zeus about his ex girlfriend.
[ insert transition ]
HADES: So, ares. The first question for you is, "if the contestant house was on fire, who would you save and who would you let burn?"
ARES: Ah, that's easy, I'll save myself. Why do you look so scared? What did you expect? I'll let Athena burn, that bitch.
HADES: I guess you're still salty about the challenge. Do you get it? Because the dish was too sal-
ARES: Yeah I get it.
PERSEPHONE: Aphrodite! Your first question is "who do you like more? Ares or Hephaestus?"
APHRODITE: [ incoherent stuttering ] well you know... uh.. [ nervous laughing ] I like rosé.
PERSEPHONE: that wasn't an option.
important to note that after every question it cuts to the next interview, no transition
HADES: I have a question, Zeus.
ZEUS: [ very uncomfortable] I thought we were getting them from twitter.
HADES: I asked my 4 million followers if they wanted me to ask this and they said yes.
ZEUS: [ high pitched ] oh okay.
HADES: Do you think you deserve Hera?
ZEUS: can we not do this on national TV and instead at home when we're both awake at 3am?
