Chapter 4 (Bats Can Be Soft)

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I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY NOTEBOOK

SORRY IT TOOK LONG TO UPDATE.

I WILL TRY TO UPDATE FASTER, BUT IT'S SO HARD WITHOUT MY NOTEBOOK!!

NOTEBOOK WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

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UUUUuuuurrruuhooooooo!

That was so much fun!

Friending the Justice League is one of the most greatest awesomest happening in my longest historical life!

I was so damn happy that Batman came up with an awesome name for me. That was really sweet of him. Don't you think so?

No! What! Why!? Because Bats is the most scariest, brooding, never showing emotion super hero?

Well, you have a point there but it doesn't mean that he doesn't have and feelings, right?

Oh! I know I will tell you the time where I can prove to you that Bats is a softy! He's just shy that's why he doesn't show his soft side in public. Isn't that cu-

Whoooosh thud

What was that! Cool a bat-a-rangs! Where did it come from? Batman?

BITCH

Tony! Where did you get that! I want one!

BITCH BITCH BITCH FUCKING BITCH

BATMAN GIVE ME ONE!!!! BATMAN! HEY BATMAN! BATS! BATTY! BLACK FLYING RODENT MAN! BATMAN!

BATMAN!

BATMAN!

BATMAN!

BATMAN!

NUN NUN NUNUNUNUN NUNUN

BATMAN!

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"So what do you think?" America asks as he showed a drawing of him in a costume he designed to the league members in the cafeteria.

In the drawing he was wearing his usual antique plane bomber jacket, but he was wearing a cowboy boots and hat with a lasso and a gun in a holster wrapped around his waist. He also had some belts with pockets full of bullets, flash bombs, gernades and other explosives trapped around his front and two rifles on his back.

"Not bad, you put some cowboy theme and still looks like a captain with the military jacket, guns and exposives." Flash answers trying to look sophisticating but hilariously failing with the "The Thinker" pose. "Ouch!" he shouts in pain then held hit aching head.

Green Lantern hit Flash on upside of the back of the head. "Are you an idiot?" He points to the drawing. "What part of the drawing looks like a hero!? He looks like a cowboy terrorist! For God's sake!" He looks at America, "Why, in the heaves, are you wearing so many firearms in the drawing?" He asks annoyed.

"Well, I thought maybe having firearms would make me look more militarialistic like." America shrugs.

Green Lantern facepalms as Wonder Woman laughs, "America, I am happy that you took a likeing to my idea for your costume but maybe we should just stay with one theme instead of combining two." She suggests.

"The princess is right! I think we should throw away the cowboy theme and stick with military like costume." Green Arrow comments.

"Then what about the color theme?" Superman asks.

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