[BakuDeku] Chat Fic

Part 2

A segment of this contains drunken characters. There will be cursing, and a minor reference to sex will be made. (No, there isnt any smut)

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5:31am

Pikachu: Morning d00ds

Hawkings: Good morning. Did you sleep well?

Pikachu: Hell yeah i did! I had the best dream too, wanna hear about it?!

Hawkings: Depends on what it's about..

Pikachu: well i was at the beach, and there were a bunch of women at the beach

Hawkings: I am now asking you kindly to not continue.

Pikachu: Aww, sucks for you

Balls: Oh please do continue!

Hawkings: Don't you dare continue, I rather enjoy my peaceful morning.

Pikachu: Sorry Mineta, unlike you i respect other people

Balls: Thot

Pikachu: who you calling thot, lil bitch

Hawkings: I'll be going now, I have hero work to do. I suggest you two go soon as well.

Pikachu: Byeee

Balls: Good riddance

Balls: So now that he's gone, please tell me about this dream of yours..?

Pikachu: Right. Okay. So I was at the beach, and there were a bunch of women in 2 piece  swimsuits

Balls: Im nose bleeding already-

Pikachu: Wtf d00d. My dream sudden feels violated.

Balls: Dreams dont have feelings, c o n t i n u e

Pikachu: (￣へ￣)

Balls: What?

Pikachu: how dare u disregard the feelings of my dream. Apologize

eARTh: Good morning comrades, I fresh new day presents fresh new work. I hope you two are working hard?

Balls: oh im HARD at work~

eARTh: You disgust me Mineta.

Pikachu: gotta agree with the lady there, that wuz prety vulgar

Mineta: ;)

eARTh: Promptly bury yourself in a hole please.

Pikachu: whoa! Momo?? Telling someone off like that??

eARTh: Im quite done with his antics.

Pikachu: i guess it would get quite tiring after a while.

Pikachu:  well im going now

Pikachu: bai

eARTh: GoodBye. I shall follow suit in this by leaving as well.

Balls: aLl bYyyyyY mYsELffF

6:51am

It's Pretty Hard: Yo dudes, I just took down this crazy metal guy he had tentacle arms.

Im ear for u: Congratulations, would you like a medal for doing your job?

It's Pretty Hard: A medal would be nice, but defeating that metal man isnt enough to give me one.