To Tyler Joseph

47 8 15

by Emo_Oogi

by Emo_Oogi

I luv ur music, and personality. U r v gud at singin ur songs and other peoples songs 2. I no bcuz I saw ur cover of "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz. It wus gud.

And ur hair is gud bcuz it is floofy, but then u shaved it, and it was v hot.

Jenna Joseph is ur wife, and I'm jelly of her, bcuz she is married to u. I used to luv her, but then she married u, and I cried bcuz I luv you more than her.

Sumtimes I wish u were my best friend, bcuz then we cud bcom soulmates, but I dont wanna take Jishwa's spot. I luv Jishwa 2, but not like I luv u.

U r so talented with screamin, and pianoin, and ukuin, that I cri. And my fam thinks ur kinda bad, so I killed them 4 u. I'm kiddin, but I wud. Jk.

I think ur perfect in every way, and I saw u live at least fifty times, and u never even saw me. But Jishwa saw me, an he told me that ur kool. I said I no, but I'm kool 2, so we have sum things in common.

1 time, I saw Ryan Ross on the side of the road, an he was eating Cheez Whiz, an I said, Ryan Ross, do u believe in me? An he said yeah, an u will date Tyler Joseph. So I hugged him, an then Brendon Urie came, an he said, the exact same thing.

An then Spencer Smith and Jon Walker came, an they said the exact same thing.

An then MCR came and the said the exact same thing.

An then Fall Out Boyz came and they said the exact same thing, except Joe bcuz he's a narcissist, an he wanna date u instead. But then he has 2 much hair 2 date u.

An then All Time Low came an they said the exact same thing.

An then Jishwa came an he said that you will luv me.

But u never met me.

I cri thinking about that day. An Patrick had a fedora that I stole 4 u. I have it on my head. But it's ok bcuz he has a lot probably. An he's rich, so he can by sum more. An Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz iii was there an he said that ur rly nice but I new that already, so I just ate his hair off. Jk, but I wish I had. Looks appetizing as frick.

An Mikey Way was there, an he's attractive. But not as attractive as u, bcuz ur my special friend. SPECIAL FRIENDS. An I no this, bcuz I have pictures of u on my wall, an there v attractive, like u. An Mikey said that ur his bestest bro an he luvs the idea of us dating. An then Gee said the same thing.

So in conclusion, I luv u so much, an we will date and marry. The end.