levi is eleven , and he lives with KENNNYYYYY, and Kenny runs away, and levi is bored so he runs away too, then he meets a scout
" u knowing shiganshina" asked levi
" levi" said the scout it was eren
" I'm supposed to be34 eren" said levi
erin slaps levi
levi wakes up
" U SHORT BISH< WHY U SLIPPIN" said luna jane
" I'm 34"said levi then he left his bed
Erwin was a lawer
" dad" said levi as he was looking at Erwin
" levi I told u not to over sleep" said Erwin, then luna slapped levi
" WE MISSIN SCOL" she said punching levi
" this is child abuse" said levi then he slapped Erwin and ran away then woke up
" I am the best titan-transformer ever" said levi as he got out of bed
" eren" he heard mikasa saying
"ur ugly" said levi to armin as he went down stairs
" DONT SHOOT THE CANON" said armin, his high pitched voice causing eren to slap him
" levi" said Erwin
" fack off" said levi then he threw Erwin out the widow
Erwin came back and said" U FACKING UGLY TITAN TRANSFORMER"
eren looked offended
levi ran away then he saw annie
" YO MA GIRLLL" he told her
"captin go out of the walls" she said
"okay" said levi
Erwin was chasing him, levi looked over him it was luna and mikasa playing hiden seek
" YOU FACKER YOU CHEATIN" said luna
levi tried to go up there but he couldn't
" SHARERTFDHGCFGDHFVHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he heard someone saying it was Erwin, he looked up and mikasa had punched luna face first onto the ground
" letsa gp" she told levi as she slethered towards him
" ok" said eren
" get out" she told levi
" u bish " he said
he had a historia pockeball in his pocket
" it is the hisoris " he said throwing the pockeball on the ground and sitting on it. there was a fire drill and the walls were evacuwated, levi saw a titan from a distance
" ya go annie" he said then he woke up
"harry" he said talking to a mini version of harry potter
" if I die u lead my squad" he said, harry noded
levi went downstairs he saw eren cleaning
" u have a phobia from dust" he told eren
eren started crying
" ur running my life" said eren
" like the teenage daughter I never had" he told eren then he heard texting from his pocket
he checked inside it was harry texting on his mini phone, levi stuffed his pocket with bread crums then put harry back inside
" hes an ugly nerd" said Erwin pointing at a flying armin
" bye" said mikasa then she went out to a limo and hanji was inside and the limo drove away
" bitches get stiches" said jean as he was slapping rodd reiss
" well were a family" said historia as she hugged levi
" GET AWAY BISH" said levi, then he told on historia to Kenny
" well levi u gotta learn ur a pain in my butt" said Kenny
levi was sad, Kenny was his idol, but then he over heard mikasa and luna
" levi is a brat" said luna then she threw mikasa out the window
levi went inside the room then threw luna out the window and heard
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADFAFASFSXFDARSETYRWET&YGYRSTEYDFAEWFGFYTDFHJKGVFDHBJG&" it was a high pitched scream
" u little fack" levi told armin then he left
and went to bed, then woke up with another high pitched scream coming from erens room, then he went back to bed, he knew eren could handle the situation
the next day levi woke up
" good morning" he said taking out a fat fursion of harry potter
" u ate too much" he told it then levi went downstairs and saw mikasa
" ur mean" she told him
" well well" said Kenny, he was sitting
" Kenny" said mikasa
" this is a family ruinen" she said
" sure" he told her
" Kenny I forgot my last name" said levi, then Kenny threw levi out the window
" ur not an akermen" said mikasa as she closed the window,
authors note : hello attack on titan fans, I hope you enjoyed this, I am not making fun just joking around, please don't arrest me, people who don't know attack on titan, I hope this made you laugh too, and yes, I am a Levi fan girl. btw: Luna Jane is a character I made up, ps: no attack on titan characters were harmed during the writing of this, well whatever you wanna call this.
