C H A P T E R 1

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   (Edited 01/15/21)      

          Octavia adds Clarke to chat
          Octavia adds Raven to chat
          Octavia adds Bellamy to chat
          Octavia adds Monty to chat
          Octavia adds Jasper to chat
          Octavia adds Miller to chat
          Octavia adds Murphy to chat

Octavia: WHAT'S UP BITCHESSS

Bellamy: O language please

Octavia: no❤

Clarke: what was the point of this gc???

Octavia: I felt like it

Octavia: plus I was bored

Raven: That explains it

Jasper:Hi mom,dad, and everyone else

Clarke: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO NOT CALL BELLAMY AND I YOUR PARENTS!!!

Monty: OoOoOh Jasper just got lectured by mom

Clarke: I mean this as disrespectfully as possible

Clarke: Jasper, Monty stfu 😀

Bellamy: uh oh Clarke is getting princessy on us again

Clarke: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME PRINCESS! YOU ASSHAT!

Bellamy: Well your not the boss of me so

Octavia: Well let's calm down now ok no need to start fighting

Raven:^

Monty:^^

Jasper:^^^

Miller:^^^^

Bellamy: yo miller when did you get here

Miller: when Clarke told Monty and Jasper to "stfu 😀" so yeah it seems I've opened an interesting chat

Murphy: what's up

Bellamy: I didnt think you were actually going to talk in the group chat

Murphy: I had no choice...

Raven: ???

Murphy: I got threatened by Clarke

Octavia: I'm kinda scared to ask this question but...how?

Murphy: I'm with her rn and I'm ransacking her kitchen

Clarke: As always 🙄

Murphy: Anyways I'm just sitting here minding my own business

Clarke: He's at MY house may I remind you

Murphy: and she yells at I quote "JOHN MURPHY IF YOU DONT GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE IN THIS GOD DAMN GROUP CHAT AND DEFEND ME I WILL SMASH YOUR PHONE WHILE YOURE SLEEPING"

Jasper: that sounds like a very mom thing to do

Bellamy: I have a couple questions...

Octavia: yeah same

Raven:^

Miller: Clarke hasn't said anything about Jasper calling her mom...its normal to be scared right?

Monty: I'm terrified right now

Jasper: ...I'm locking myself in my room

Octavia: Anyways back to the Murphy and Clarke thing...

Bellamy: Why is Murphy at Clarkes house

Octavia: and why does it seem like he's been there a lot

Bellamy: and why did Clarke say I quote "I WILL SMASH YOUR PHONE WHILE YOUR SLEEPING" unless he's staying the night...

Raven: that's very true...

Jasper: NO TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW CLARKE FREAKING GRIFFIN JUST PULLED INTO MY DRIVEWAY!!!!!

Clarke: Sorry guys it's not safe to text and drive!😇

Jasper: SHE JUST UNLOCKED MY FRONT DOOR!

Monty: Hold I'm walking to your house right now (a/n they're neighbors)

Jasper: SHES IS COMING UPSTAIRS

Monty: oh God...

Jasper: help mdjcndkssidjd

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Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I'm editing the chapters right now! I'm starting to use more gen z humor in the updated versions so I hope you guys don't mind! Also I have like no friends and I'm not in any groupchats so bear with me if people don't actually talk to each other like this lmao

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