I walked into Glee Club and sat with Lauren. We were all talking about prom dresses and prom stuff when Mr Schue walked in and wrote this weeks assignment on the board.
PROM.
"All right guys, prom" Mr Schue said.
"Please tell me we aren't doing songs about prom?" Sam pleaded
"Nope. We are the prom. Higgins has asked us to perform." Mr Schue carried on.
"Let's do 'Run, Joey, Run'" Rachel said. Um, no.
"I know this isn't ideal with nationals coming up but we don't have a choice. And we could really use the money. But I know that prom is a special rite of passage. I wanna make sure all of you guys get a chance to enjoy the dance too. So we're gonna stagger the performances, so that each and everyone of you has a lot of time to dance with your dates."
Mercedes stormed out. "Excuse me"
"Is she okay?" Mr Schue asked
"Mercedes does have a date for prom" Quinn told him.
"So? I don't have a date" Britt started, "I'm hut going to dance and then all your dates will ignore you and come dance with me so your dates are really my dates."
"I'm gonna go talk to Mercedes" Kurt said
"No. Let me" Berry stopped him.
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The next day, me, Britt, Tina and Lauren took Kurt for advice when we went trying on prom dresses. Britt had this lime green tutu type dress on. It had loads f different colours underneath. Tina had picked a black ruffled dress while Lauren picked a big navy blue dress.
I walked out from behind the curtain.
"I knew it" Britt said
"Devil in a red dress. Perfect and it's totally appropriate for your personality. I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan- Santana." Kurt said. "Now ladies if you'll excuse me I have to pool options for my own prom outfit!"
"You're going? Stag? That jut tragic" I said.
"Yes, I'm going, an not alone. With Blaine" All the girls squealed and laughed and clapped.
"Ladies, if you'll excuse me, I have a private fashion question for Kurt." I pulled Kurt to the other side of the room. "So, Kurt, I think that you need a full security detail which the Bully Whips and I would be more than happy to provide you with. Like Hell's Angels when the Rolling Stones performed at Altamont Speedway."
"And why would you do that?"
"Because I'll get sympathy votes for prom queen. I'll be like the law-and-order Eva Perón candidate. Grimace and Stretch Marks won't stand a chance."
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"Everything looks good" Dave said through the walkie-talkie, "No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way"
"Are you finished talking?" I asked him
"Yeah"
"When you're finished talking you should say over" I told him.
"Sorry. No burning Liberace mannequins. Over"
He walked into my view.
"All right, lady lips, all clear" I told Kurt "Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence" I said it louder than I should.
"Why are you speaking so loud?" He asked me.
"I'm the law-and-order prom queen candidate here to protect every student at this school from harassment."
A girl pushed past Kurt, "Did she-"
"I'm walking away from you now"
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Brittany's POV
"Just crack the egg" Miss Hagberg ordered
"I don't understand the difference between and egg with a chicken in it and an egg with an egg in it." I told her.
"They're the same thing" Tina told me.
"Okay, that's really confusing because this is a baby chicken's house. "
Behind me Kurt said "Miss Hagberg? I understand that cupcakes are really trendy right now and I know the making if a foie gras might be a little morose but I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pâté"
Then Artie rolled in "Excuse me, Miss Hagberg. I need to say something." He rolled next to me "Brittany, I was a jerk to you and I wanna make it up to you so you'll maybe consider going to prom with me."
"A prom proposal!!" Kurt said from the back if the room.
He started singing Stevie Wonder's Isn't She Lovely. And then got Mike, Puck, Sam and Finn to play the guitar, drums and whatnot. I didn't really care it was good but he hurt me. Bad.
"So?" He asked
"Artie, that was lovely. But I'm not going to prom with you. You called me stupid an I really didn't like that. So. I'm sorry but I'm gonna go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates."
"I understand" I feel sort of sorry for him but like I said, he hurt me and I really didn't like that."I hope you know how sorry I am."
I nodded and just said "Yeah"
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Santana's POV
Sam, Puck and Artie sung Friday by Rebecca Black. Me and Dave danced but all I could think of was Britt. Then Rachel sang Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri. I didn't want to dance with Dave. There was only one person I wanted to be with. And it wasn't Dave.
I saw Brittany dancing with loads of other people but I wanted her to be mine. Then her and Tina backed up Blaine and I couldn't even look at the stage so I just danced with Dave at the back before we had to gather on the stage for Prom king and Queen.
Dave got Prom King. Yes. That means I win.
"This years prom Queen... is...Kurt Hummel!!" Principal Figgins said.
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I went into the choir room followed by Britt.
"How could my running mate win and I didn't? I mean just because I hate everybody doesn't mean try have to hate me too." I said, crying.
"It's just a stupid crown you can buy from the party store."
"I could be an outsider my whole life. Can't I jut have one night where I'm queen? Where I'll be accepted? Once we get to New York I'm bailing to go live in a lesbian colony or Tribeca."
Britt walked up to me and put her hand on my back.
"They must have sensed I'm a lesbian. They must have. Do I smell like a golf course?"
"They don't know what you're hiding. They just know that you're not being yourself. If you were to embrace all of the awesomeness that you are you would have won."
"How do you know?"
"Because I voted for you. And because I believe in you, Santana" She walked over to me and grabbed my hands.
"This prom sucks. Now what am I supposed to do?"
"Go back out there and be there for Kurt.this is gonna be a lot harder for him than it is for you." She handed me a tissue and helped me clean up.
Once we were back in the gym, about ten minutes later Kurt walked into the stage. "Your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel" Figgins said. "Now prom king and queen must have their dirt dance"
Me and Mercedes sang Dancing Queen by Abba whilst Blaine danced with Kurt as Dave walked off. About a minute in everyone started joining in.
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YO GUYS. ONLY TWO CHAPTERS LEFT BEFORE MY TWO WEEK HOLIDAY. ONCE BACK I WILL START ON SEASON 3 WHERE IS MORE STUFF AND THEN YEAH. I'LL UPLOAD TWO CHAPTERS TONIGHT AS ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I GO ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW!!
LOVE YOU ALL.
-J
