when jimin was a young horse, he often looked up to jungkook. I don't know why, because he was the dumbest of the group, but I guess you can tell why he turned out this way.
"come here u egg shaped panini head," horse Ethan Dolan said. jimin was used to the constant harassment that the dolan twins place upon him, but they were kinda hot so he didn't really mind. I mean not that he's gay or anything, but he imagined if he was a pre-pubescent girl, he could see the appeal. on the other hand, maybe he was gay. who knows. not his fault that he likes to imagine jungkook's hoof on his own.
anyways thats irrelevant. just like his existence.
anyways where were we? oh yeah, jimin is totally not a homosexual horse. can horses even be gay? well, jimin wasn't.
well at least not then he wasn't.
one faithful night, he realized just how beautiful his fellow horse friend was.
"2+3= 17," Jimin wasn't listening to jungkook teach, he was too focused on how beautiful the horse truly was.
he loved the way his teeth chattered.
but then... jungkook turned over and revealed his true form.
he was a lizard!
jimin's last two brain cells worked very hard to realize what was happening. his turned to his left - or right, he didn't know because it was jungkook who taught him basic knowledge and he wasn't very smart to begin with.
standing to his side was both Ethan and Grayson Dolan, holding chains and whips.....
TO BE CONTINUED
