jimin was walking around the forest on his small thin chicken legs.
Wait, isn't he a turkey?
oh well.
he was walking around looking at the grass with his giant ass golf ball eyes. He's part lemur so his eyes are gigantic and pop out of his head. they always fall out when he sees his reflection in the mirror, so he has to put them back in a lot.
the lemur turkey chicken boy approached a bush hybrid boy called jungkook. the two talked for a while and jimin poked jungkook's leafy nasty ass green hair, until they heard a loud yeehaw voice.
oh no!
it was the two hunter country fags, seokjin and hoseok that jimin has been running from since 34 b.c.!
"look i found him!" seokjin yelled. he was a blobfish and alpaca hybrid, and the one beside him was a horse and slug hybrid.
"quick jimotherfucker-sSI!" jungkook the bush yelled, "hide in here!"
jungkook had initially planned to run, but he had no legs because bushes can't walk.
jimin raced toward jungkook and crawled down his throat into his bushy insides so that he would have a hiding spot. he heard the hunters race towards and question jungkook, followed by horrified screaming.
"i bet he's in here!" hoseok yelled. "we have to eat the bush to find him. that won't be a problem because i'm a vegan!"
then the screaming started again and jimin saw everything around him slowly begin to disappear, and his bushy hiding spot was gone.
jimin looked up with his gigantic eyes at the hunters above him. he knew this would be the end and they were going to chop his jimmy neutron head off and put sodium chloride and cyanide on it to feed to their obnoxious neighbor, taehyung.
he was always clapping his hands in the middle of the night, it was a little weird.
anyways! the next thing jimin saw was their glock 19 point at his no no square, and then everything went black. the end.
