Incorrect OC Quotes [2]

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Derrik: If you saw your personal statistics after you died, what would be your most shameful statistic?

Wilson: Number of BuzzFeed quizzes I have taken.

Silver: Number of lies I have told to people close to me.

Atticus: Number of social interactions avoided with people I know.

Evan: Times I made another person feel bad.

Connie: The number of times I've listened to the Frozen Broadway soundtrack. I don't have children.

Alae: Amount spent getting wasted. Easily a quarter mil.

Oliver: Success rate of me trying to stare at a girl's ass without her noticing.

Elliot: Time spent reading. "Well, it can't be that bad!" I read a fucking lot. I read fanfiction too, so sometimes it's also a lot of fucking!

Fen'drel: Max wanks in a day. Idk, something like 12-15. I was in middle school. My parents weren't home.