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Elliot: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Connie: What if it bites me and it dies?

Elliot: That means you're poisonous.

Jesse: What if it bites itself and I die?

Elliot: That's voodoo.

Alae: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Elliot: That's correlation, not causation.

Fen'drel: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Elliot: ...That's kinky.

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