Incorrect OC Quotes [2]

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Wilson: Sometimes, it's important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.  

Silver: I haven't seen Elliot all day. Does anyone know where he is?

Connie: Nope.

Fen'drel: Nada. But I bet I can find him.

Fen'drel: DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO WITH ME TO THE BOOKSTORE?

Elliot: I do.

Connie: *nearly falls over in a panic* When did you get here?

Elliot: Just now. I was summoned.

Evan: I DO WHAT I WANT

Wilson: I'm calling mom

Evan: no wait

Connie: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

Alae:

Connie: 

Silver: Alae if you do something again I swear-

Alae: Ohh look a really dangerous thing that I shouldn't touch/do

Silver: I hate this job

Jesse: Says here you have to kiss the most attractive person in the room.

Adain: Viv?

Vivienne: *blushes* Yes?

Adain: Move, I need to get to the mirror.

Alae: If I had to change one thing about my body, it would definitely be my brain. Just start over with another one. This one's toast.

Alae: My brain is like a radio DJ that does not take requests. It'll be like, "Coming up next, we got a full hour of just the first verse of Mambo No. 5, followed by an imaginary argument with someone you love. Then the greatest hits of your mistakes from the 90s, 2000s, and today. After that we've got another full hour of just the first verse of Mambo No. 5."

Alae: I know how it works, but I'll still try. I'll call up and be like, "Hey, long time listener. Yeah, I was wondering if you could play silence for, like, an hour. There's this book I've been trying to read for a month and you won't let me get through it, so if you could just play silence for an hour, dedicated to me."

Alae: And my brain is like "We don't have that one! But we do have a hundred pressing questions about your ex's new girlfriend! Let's go to her Facebook page."

Wilson: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Evan: It saves time.

Fen'drel: I shit you not Alae, it was *this* big!

Alae: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're *never* that size!

Fen'drel: Would I lie about something so critical?

Silver: I'm afraid to ask but... What are you two going on about?

Fen'drel: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.

Alae: Why? What did you think we were talking about?

Adain: Boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful.

Vivienne: Jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow.

Jesse: Penis.

Adain: Thanks for your contribution.

and here lies the end of this book, i hope you enjoyed!