This Llamacorn is just the thing for you. Sure it smokes but dont worry just a pack a day. He like expensive stuff. But other than that he comes with his own horn and dice set!! He loves grazing so never now your lawn. I mean it just dont mow you're lawn. Also he loves wearing hats so much his room will be full of them. Yes you have to give him a room. The best part is if you dont like someone you can sick him on them. And his horn can pierce threw 10 people when stretched at max length.
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3 out of 5 stars from badboi679
I give this Llamacorn 3 out of 5 stars because it was the most majestic thing I have ever seen. However, he had some behavioral issues that I couldn't deal with. It started fine, but then the dude decided to spit in my eyes so I would be distracted while he stole all of my super awesome collectors edition hats and then bit me. Totally not cool man
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