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Dad- tWO brUHs sITtiNg iN a HOtuB

MrDisco- fIVe fEeT aPArT cAUsE tHEyRe n O T GaY

Weekey- the most irrelevant vine to this chat because we a R E GaY

SpookyJim- if you timelapsed your face,,,, could you see a pimple form?

Gasmask- how high are you?

SpookyJim- idk like 5'8 or smth??

JackSkeleton- did he....does he....does he think you're asking him about his heIGHT

Trohman- aliens 110% exist

hurleyxvx- excuse me Joseph are you also high?

PepeWentz- good ol' wake and bake I see boys

Trohman- hey josh I found the good kush

SpookyJim- it's from the dollar store, how good could it be?

RadkeRules- you guys are b a k e d

Trohman- like a cake

TylerrJoseph- I just came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now

Suspencer- me 24/7

Weekey- Ryan when y'all wouldn't leAVE HIM ALONE

BlueBoy- I mean yeah, but you guys were super nice so it wasn't a bad attacked feeling :))

RadkeRules- Ryan you're so precious, fuck I'm lucky to have you

RadkeRules- like damn babe, you're literally the nicest person I've ever met and you could have anyone and you still chose me like fuck I'm blessed

Dad- CUTECUTECUTECUTE

Suspencer- literally everyone in here apart from the dad and myself are in relationships and they're all gay and I'm liVING FOR IT

Dad- its okay son, you'll find someone

Suspencer- yeah I know but like,,,,?? Everyone in here is so in love and it hurts my heart

Suspencer- you're all so precious and I will fight to the death to protect all my boys :')

MrDisco- SPENCER I LOVE AND MISS YOU

Suspencer- LOOK MR DISCO IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YA TOO YOU PRECIOUS GAY BOY

StumpNotTrump- I always choke when people call him Mr Disco I find it so funny idek why

MrDisco- IT IS I, BREADBIN URINE

RadkeRules- did he really just say that?

Suspencer- WAIT BREADBJN WOAH JTS BEEN SINFE HIGH WCHOOL HKW ARE YOU MAN

TylerrJoseph- I love how you can tell when Spenc is excited bc his spelling goes out the window

MrDisco- HOWS YOUR DRUMMING GOING DUDE? DID YOU GET IN ANOTHER BAND YET?

BlueBoy- I love when people get excited and type super fast, it's so cute :')

Suspencer- YEAH I DID BUT WE BROKE IP BIT ITS OKAH BC LIKE I STILK DO THE DRIMMY STUFF

JackSkeleton- this is a whole ass high school reunion

Dad- LET MY SONS REUNITE IN P E A C E YOU COWARD

hurleyxvx- literally anyone: *does something to offend Mark in the slightest way possible*
Mark: YOU COWARD

StumpNotTrump- yeah basically

Dad- SAY THAT TO MY FACE HURLEY YOU COWARD

BlueBoy- point proven

Gasmask- bet he won't call Ryan a coward

Dad- why would I call my favorite son a coward?

RadkeRules- tbh he'd probably cry for offending you

Weekey- Ryan: *accidentally offends someone*
Ryan: "oh my god I'm so sorry!" *makes cake saying 'I'm sorry'* "really, I didn't mean to offend you!" *writes song and names it 'please forgive me I didn't mean to offend you'* "is there anything else I can do to make it up to you?" *creates religion based around this person* "I truly am so sorry"

BlueBoy- I'm not t h a t nice :(

RadkeRules- uh I beg to differ

BlueBoy- you guys are actual assholes

Weekey- aw that's cute

RadkeRules- Ryan: *tries to be mean*
Ryan: *is fucking adorable*

Suspencer- it's like watching a baby learn to walk :')

RadkeRules- alright guys, that's enough

Dad- aw he's so cute when he tries to be mean

PepeWentz- ITS LIKE WATCHING A LION CUB TRYING TO ROAR AND BE SCARY AWWW

TylerrJoseph- my heart :')

BlueBoy- you know what? Fuck you guys. Like actually, go get fucked. I hope you guys get sent to prison and drop the fucking soap every fucking day

BlueBoy- I try to be as nice as I can to everyone because I know how it feels to be treated like absolute fucking shit by everyone that's meant to care about you, and I don't want anyone else to feel that way. I know how to be a fucking asshole because that's what I grew up around, but I choose not to be because I don't want to be anything like my fucking parents, and you guys are meant to be my friends but are making me feel like shit for wanting to treat the world better than it treated me so fuck you.

Weekey- it's just a joke

RadkeRules- I'm sorry babe :(

BlueBoy- but its not just a joke. You two especially always make fun of me for not wanting to be mean and it fucking sucks

BlueBoy- i don't even care anymore tbh, say whatever you guys want

BlueBoy has left the chat.

Dad- guys I feel bad :(

RadkeRules- I'm gonna go talk to him. I'll keep you guys updated.

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A/N

Oof.

the next chapter will start off with Ryan and Ronnie's PMs and then go back to the group chat :))