TRIGGER WARNING
Virgil, talking with a small child: Want me to tell you a story?
Child: Mhm!
Virgil: So, once there was a mermaid, who fell in love with a handsome human prince, so she made a deal with a witch to turn her into a human
Roman: Aww...
Virgil: When the mermaid received her legs, she felt the stabbing pain of 1000 knives in her legs whenever she walked
Roman: Wait what-
Virgil: The prince loved it when the mermaid danced, so she would dance for him all the time, despite the pain. But when the prince married another woman, the mermaid killed herself
Roman: . . . Why must you ruin Disney?
