Roman, prancing and skipping into the living room: I'm in love! I'm in looove!
Patton, smiling: Who's the lucky man?
Roman: A prince, just like me!
Patton: Oh, that's great!
Roman: He's from Nigeria, and he said that he wants to send $5,000,000 to my bank account, and all I had to do was give him my credit card information!
Patton: . . .
Patton: Roman, I hate to be the one to tell you this-
