Fools on the Hill ~ A McLennon Fanfiction

Trouble Here, There, and Everywhere

George ran after the two men with a panicked expression. John grabbed him and held his arms until he had caught his breath, then asked, "George, what's happening?"

"Red!" he screeched.

"Red?" John asked, confused.

"His red velvet cake, John," Paul said quietly. "He named it."

"He's fucking insane," John said under his breath.

"You've gotta help me find it!"

"No, George. We'll make you more cake," Paul said.

George got out of John's grip and ran around. "Red?" he screamed.

"He's so strange..." John said.

"Look what fell out of his pocket when he tried getting away," Paul said, starting to remember his dream. LSD.

"That little shit didn't share?" John asked.

"We have it now," Paul said.

"Paul, it's on the ground. No."

Paul sighed. He wanted some of his dream to come true, but obviously John had other plans.

"I swear, I'm going to kill him," he was muttering to himself.

"John, it's just LSD."

"Alright."

"Look at the scene he's causing..." Paul sighed. "We'd better go get him and lock him up somewhere until he feels better..." he trailed off. "Dammit, George, why'd you have to do this?" he thought.

"Right. Take him to my place?" John asked.

"What?" Paul started getting scared.

"Just to sleep, Paul..." John laughed.

"Oh...yeah, your place."

George was screaming. He was hysterical. He wanted his red velvet cake. He wanted Red.

He bumped into a tree, dizzy. He looked up at it and shook his fist at it. "I'll show you to mess with me!" he shouted.

"Red?" he turned and screamed.

"George!" Ringo called.

"Red?" George got more excited.

"No, me!" Ringo called again.

George looked back up in the tree. "Ringo?"

"Hello," said Ringo. "Care to get me out of this one?"

"John, look at him he's talking to a tree we need to go get him." Paul said with concern.

Paul and John did not notice Ringo was in the tree.

"George!" John called.

"Red! Is that you?" George turned his attention away from Ringo.

"Yes! Come Here! I've been waiting for you George!" John was fucking around. Paul was giggling next to him.

"I'm coming back for you Red!" George yelled, as he ran away from the tree towards John and Paul.

"Wait George! Aren't you gonna help-oh why do I even bother?" Ringo rested back in the tree and decided to enjoy life until someone sane came around to get him down.

As George was running towards Paul and John, they grabbed his arms and dragged him to John's car.

"Sit in the back and make sure he doesn't act up too much." John ordered Paul.