Signs as dog thoughts:-
Aries ♈: is that the mailman??? I'm gonna chase him down and kill him👻
Taurus ♉: FOOD???
Gemini ♊: I know you didn't actually throw the ball
Cancer ♋: master WHY are you leaving?
Leo ♌: don't stop petting me till I say it's okay
Virgo ♍: I know where all my bones are burried so please stop trying to find them
Libra ♎: love my master!!!!
Scorpio ♏: this isn't name brand dog food???
Sagittarius ♐: I am going to bark at nothing because I can
Capricorn ♑: I know I have been laying on the same spot for three day and I am going to continue lay here
Aquarius ♒: don't touch me unless I say you can
Pisces ♓: I am daydreaming about a big field and many butts to sniff🐩

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Zodiacs || ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ
Non-FictionA book full of relatable things and some short zodiac scenarios. Enjoy some relatableness :)) 📌Started: 03/07/18 📌Finished: 16/05/19