Chapter 8: Food fight *Edited*

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Hey guys..The song doesn't really go with the chapter but I just love that song..It's old yeah I know but still..

After taking a cold shower I go to the kitchen and find Dave eating peanut butter with a spoon just like that.He was wearing a black v-neck with black sweatpants without any shoes..This is what I was wearing

I greet Dave and he turns around and smiles at me

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I greet Dave and he turns around and smiles at me..

"Good morning Lea..How are you this fine morning?"

"What is so fine about this morning?" I ask with a annoyed face

"Wow who put your panties in a twist?" He asks with a raised eyebrow

"I don't know, how about the people that kidnapped me?"

"Well those people are stupid"

"Dave, I was talking about you and Kevin" I say..He just shrugs

"I made breakfast" he says

"Thanks where is Kev?"

"Still sleeping"

"Oh okay..hey Dave hit me with an egg"

"Okayyyy.." he says and than I get hit in the head

"What the hell Dave?" I ask

"Whattt? You said hit me with an egg and that's what I did. "

"I meant give uhgggg never mind that's it." I say and get up.

So that's how our food fight started.The kitchen was a mess and Kev was going to flip.We were covered in all kinds of food and Dave looked like the Walking Dead..He was covered in eggyog ,custard,mustard,ketchup,milk,flower and some green gooyie stuff which I have no idea how it got on him..I looked pretty much the same as he did.Dave was about to make ice cream sunday on my head when Kev walked in and we froze.We had a staring contest but afterwards Kev just shook his head and left the room.

"Well that went better than I had anticipated" I say after a while..But before I can continue Kev walks back in and starts yelling at us

"This is how it's going to go down, the two of you are gonna clean this mess up in less than half an hour. What on earth were the two of you thinking??Dave you were supposed to be watching her not play food war. Aren't you supposed to be the responsible one?? I told you to watch her not fool around.The last time you started a water fight and you said it was an slip up, what do you call this?? Please stop acting like little kids..Bobby will be arriving any minute now so please clean this and Dave put the ice cream down for goodness sake" and he just walks out..I turn to Dave and say

"I spoke too soon" he looks at me and starts laughing so of course I join him..

After an hour the kitchen was clean as well as us..I had to spend half an hour in the shower trying to get the food out of my hair.After I finished getting dressed in my grey sweatpants, white crop top and my white flip flops I go down to go eat.Due to our food fight I didn't get a chance to eat my breakfast. After I finished eating I joined Dave and Kevin in the living room.

"So when is the fat guy coming? " I ask

"The pizza guy, you ordered pizza?"Dave asks once again..I just ignore him and Kevin answers

"Dave the pizza guy isn't fat and his name is Roger.And Miranda Bobby isn't fat either. I don't know where you got that from. He will be here soon"

"Well most guys I know that are named Bobby are fat" I say while eating an apple

"How many do you know? " Dave chirps in

"One" I say with a shrug

"And that one is probably our boss?" Kevin asks without looking up from his phone..Sometimes I think he is in a long distance relationship

"Yes,yes it is" I say cooly

The doorbell rings and Kevin goes to open it.After whispering with someone they come in. I see a middle aged man and I must say he isn't bad on the eye.

"So he must be the hit man that came to kill me,so where is Bobby is he behind still struggling to walk fast because he is fat?" I say looking behind him

"I'm Bobby and no I'm not fat as u can see" he says doing a 360 degree turn

"Shut up, really" I say and throw him in the head with my half eaten apple

"Why would you do that?" Kevin says through gritted teeth and Dave high fives me

"Reflexes" I say

"My name is Rodriguez Conza-" I interrupted Bobby while he was talking

"Listen Bobby I'm really tired and it's really late so I'm going to bed now" and he looks at me like I grew a second head

"But it's two o'clock in the afternoon" Dave says with a confused look

"Yes" I say and walk out..As I get to my room someone throws me over their shoulder and I start screaming

"Put me down now I swear to God I will kill you and feed you to my dog"

"You don't have a dog" uhg Kevin

"I will buy a dog" I say to him but he just continues walking and throws me on the sofa

"Listen I don't want to keep you here I just want the thumb drive with all my info than you can go back to your life..But if I don't get it by this week I will kill you trust me.." Bobby says before leaving but turns and adds

"Never ever interrupt me while I'm talking or walk away..I will break you and kill everyone you love" he says with a smile

"That's what she said" I say and walk to the kitchen after getting a high five from Dave. I decided to cook for the guys since I didn't have anything else to do..After I finished eating our dinner I went to my room to sleep..But than it hits me 'shattt I'm going back home in a week'

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