Temari's Rival

Choji And His Chips

"Troublesome woman..." "Hmph." "Let's go Yui." He runs and uses his chakra to climb the tree and I do to. "Now what?" "We wait for them to come out and spy on them." We waited in that tree ALL night, I got so bored that I fell asleep and fell out of the tree. "WHATS HAPPENING?" I say as I throw my kunai at the air. "Yui, shhh!" Shikamaru warns me. "Ugh, im bored... And hungry to!" "Here Yui." He throws a bag of chips at me which land on my head and goes back to spying on them. Hmm, they're BBQ pork flavour. I am down to the last two in a couple of minutes when I see a blur rushing towards me and I lose my chips. "NO, I shall eat the last chip. The chip that has he most flavoooooor." Choji says while drooling. "What the f**k? In case you didn't notice these are MY chips not yours, okay?" He ignores me and eats the chip. "CHOJI YOU ATE MY CHIP WITHOUT EVEN ASKING!" He laughs a satisfied laugh. "That's it Choji! HUMAN BOULDER!" I shout. "Ha, I can do that to!" We roll around and then he changes back. "Wait, only the Akimichi clan can do that..." "Well duh, the Shibuya clan is linked with the Akimichi clan. "What? Are you my cousin or something?" "Hmm... I'm gonna say yes." "Yay!" Choji says. "Yay, Shika-chan I'm Choji's cousin." "Oh, oh great now I lost Temari and does anyone know where she is? No? I THOUGHT NOT." "Woah dude calm the f**k down." I say with my hand near my shoulder. He lets out an exhausted sigh. "Oh, it's getting light now. Shika-chan lets go watch the sun rise!" "No, if you weren't so easily distracted then you would know that we are looking for Temari because she could be hurt." "Fine, worry wart."