magcon || zodiac signs

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zodiac signs as jack & jack vines

aries - the guy who invented the spelling of knife

taurus - after watching interstellar. we're convinced matthew mcconaughey is behind every falling object

gemini - terrible father on april fools day

cancer - the random things you wander around and do while on the phone 

leo - platform 9 and 3/4 gone wrong

virgo - when a dance battle gets too intense

libra - when you mess with a sub by switching names with your friend

scorpio - the drug dealer that has the wrong guy at the club 

sagittarius - how you felt during your birthday party as a kid

capricorn - these streets can get wild

aquarius  - how to save a good dream

pisces - embarrassing dad i don't bite