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seventeen

。namjoon 。

"So what were those girls squealing about when we walked into the cafe?" Me and Jimin were walking towards our shared apartment when I asked him this.

"Namjoon, I know you have an IQ of 148 points but you seriously aren't educated in girls," he said with emphasis on seriously. "They saw us walk in and their superficial minds immediately thought 'omaigad there's some hot new kids'. That's how their heads work," he said with a even higher pitched then normal voice. I blushed slightly at the fact that someone thought I was even remotely good looking. We made small talk for the rest of the way home, then chilled on our phones for the rest of the evening.

next day

。jeongna 。

I was waiting in the office for the roster for my first period when the office door slammed open to reveal a couple holding hands and looking menacing. The boy yelled, "HA! TAKE THAT CHOONGMIN! HYOJONG AND HYUNA ARE HERE TO STAY! YOU CAN'T KICK US OUT AGAIN!" Principal Park Choongmin jumped from his desk and said while bristling,

"I expelled you two! You can't come back!"

"Yeah well the school is nothing without the student body president and the prettiest treasurer alive," retorted the girl, Hyuna. They smirked and waltzed out.

;;;

I told the original students in my friend group like Jin and Jungkook that the most infamous students of the school had come back. Jin just went wide eyed and kept saying "What?" and "Really?". The 2 were vandals, criminals, bad influences, your overall high school bad kids. We always knew it was them because they signed their names on every bad deed they did. Always E'dawn written on top of HyunA, with a heart drawn around it. If they were back, so was the havoc in the school. I don't know how they're going to manage to stay at this school without getting arrested or automatically transferred and have someone take them away. Having them back will spice up the behavior in the school and create a huge money sinkhole, since their vandalism was always permanently damaging things so we'd have to replace them. Even though it's wrong, I can't wait to see what they do first. Hopefully when they do one of their pranks, Taehyung or Yoongi will be the victim and I'll be able to laugh and tease them instead of the other way around.

。namjoon 。

"So who are these two?" It wasn't just me who needed to know. Hoseok, Lisa, Jimin and I had no idea who Hyuna and Hyojong were.

"They're basically school bandits. If you see anything that has E'dawn and HyunA written in a heart, get away because is could be stink bombs and paint balls waiting for someone to get sprayed. They even doused someone in gasoline one time. They also took bolt cutters around the school after hours and broke into freshman lockers and stole their stuff. Once it came out one time that a girl sent nudes, they broke into her locker, put a whole dildo in it with her nudes printed out. They're bad people, guys. Just plain stay away," Jeongna told us with a pleading tone. We internally made a vow to stay true to Jeongna's words. But just then, we heard a screech from the far side of the entrance hallway. A girl in a sophomores area came running to the senior area with blue goo covering her head and dripping in water. Somewhere someone threw a paper airplane at her, she opened it and groaned,

"Me first? They got here like 15 minutes ago!" all the freshman mumbled to each other like they were wondering who it was, and the girl said, "HyunA and E'dawn, the biggest pranksters of the school. They got expelled last year, and now they're back. Ugh, let me through, I have to get to the locker room." She pushed through the crowd and ran off to the locker rooms to wash up.

"Is that what they do? Cover people in goo?" Jimin asked.

"No and yes. They do do that, but that's the least I've ever seen them do. Hopefully the office refused to give them schedules and just kicks them out again, because they're in our year," Jeongna informed us.

"Because if they don't,"

"We might become victims of one of their notorious whole class pranks."

a/n: lol this was a stab at cube ent. because i dont know about y'all but i'm pissed about them kicking the two greatest artists out of their company like their stock is horrible

they used be worth like 28 million won but know they're worth like a whole 2 dollars

i was bored and we needed school bandits so here we are

i'm in no way saying the real hyuna and e'dawn are bad people because i love them both very much and i just wanted some spice here okay

#cubeiscancelled