Forty-two for the Morning After

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[8:48 AM]
[The Loves of my LIFE]

Jenono:
I see you on your phone
For how long have you been awake?

Injunnie~:
I don't know
An hour maybe?

Jenono:
Oof why do you get up so early

Injunnie~:
It's already like nine
That's not early

Jenono:
It fucking IS

Injunnie~:
Whatever you say
By the way, is your ass okay?

Jenono:
I'm trying to ignore the pain
But it's hard
Hence why I'm awake
My ass hurts like hell
Renjun what should I do

Injunnie~:
Let Jaemin take responsibility
We both gotta do so
He sure knows how to give a good fuck

Jenono:
He does
This started off so cute
And now look where we are

Injunnie~:
Oops
Then look at Jaemin
Look at how beautiful our boyfriend is when he's sleeping

Jenono:
I wanna boop his nose

Injunnie~:
I want to pinch his cheeks

Jenono:
We have the adorablest boyfriend ever

Injunnie~:
That's not even a word

Jenono:
Bc there are no words existing that could describe just how wonderful Na Jaemin is
So I gotta invent them
Did you just SNORT?!

Injunnie~:
I'm sorry that was just too cute
And your little eyesmile
You're precious Jeno, never lose that please and thank you

Jenono:
I hate you

Injunnie~:
No reason to kick me
And we had this conversation how many times?

Jenono:
At least ten

Injunnie~:
I bet it's more
Like at least twenty times

Jenono:
I still hate you

Injunnie~:
Your pout is cute
Like, really cute

Jenono:
Jaemin is cuter

Injunnie~:
No objections
He is the cutest
But you're right after him
He's just a tiny tad bit cuter

Jenono:
Well you are nowhere near us so stfu

Injunnie~:
I'm hurt
At least I'm beautiful
:p

Jenono:
Well yeah
That's true
Ooof that little groan Jaemin just did
Did you hear it?

Injunnie~:
I did
My heart did a thing
Like
That thing where it doesn't know how to beat properly anymore
Omg
He's so adorable I can't—

Jenono:
Please take him off
Renjun
He's choking me

Injunnie~:
No
You two are adorable
He's hugging you like your a gigantic teddybear
I'm taking a pic
This will be my new lockscreen
:p

Jenono:
Please
Renjun his face is pressed against my back
And I can't breathe properly
Help

Injunnie~:
Gonna see what I can do

Jenono:
Thanks
GODAMMIT RENJUN
WHY ARE YOU JOINING IN THE CUDDLING
I REALLY CAN'T BREATHE THIS ISN'T FUNNY
thanks

Injunnie~:
Sorry~

Jenono:
.-.

Injunnie~:
But you two are so cute
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to have you two as my boyfriends
I could cry

Jenono:
Please don't cry
No seriously don't I'll start crying too
But yes
I love you too you dumbfuck

Injunnie~:
That's an original pet name
Ow
That hurt

Jenono:
You deserved that
<3

Injunnie~:
Oof
But yes
I love you lots
And if Jaemin ever rereads this
I love you too Jaeminnie
Even if my ass hurts a lot

Jenono:
Love is literally a pain in the ass

Injunnie~:
...

Jenono:
I HEAR YOU LAUGHING DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT JOKE
I hate you

Injunnie~:
You have bad moodswings, maybe you should go see a doctor

Jenono:
>.>

Injunnie~:
Wait
Did you hear that?

Jenono:
Yes
Shit
Is that what I think it is?

Injunnie~:
Yeah, somebody just entered the house
We have to wake Jaemin up, right now!

Hello everyone

How are you all? Here's some fluff :3

There's one thing I can't accept about the family that I'm living with rn: they pour the milk first and then add the cereal. ;-;

Like no. No. Don't. ((Okay if you really want to, do it, but I'll be silently judging you))

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