yikes ⚣ t.k DISCONTINUED

five - asswipe

Taehyung was currently seated on his bed, focusing on the notebook on his lap as his pencil moved across the paper, neat letters formed by graphite.

It was around seven pm and the sun was setting, a golden glow covering the ethereal boy as he focused on his schoolwork. His bed was pushed into a corner, and he leaned against the window as he listened to faint sounds of birds while doing the project he dreaded most.

The one where his partner was Jeongguk.

Even though Taehyung absolutely resented the nuisance named Jeongguk, he desperately wanted an A on this project and was currently writing down the three questions they had asked each other earlier in the day.

Although his head was nearly about to explode due to his annoying roommates loud but adorable laughs as he talked to one of his friends over FaceTime.

"Can you shut up?" Taehyung snapped, looking up from his notebook, still mad at the fact that he wasn't even notified that he'd have a new roommate. "With all the noise you're making, I can't focus."

"You literally only have to write down three questions and their answers it's not that hard," Jimin replied nonchalantly, not looking up from his phone.

"Yeah and I need to remember them! So if you could just-"

"Oh my god, I'll just go into another room," Jimin scoffed, getting off from his bed, which was in the corner next to Taehyung's. As he was about to close the small bedrooms door, he looked over his shoulder at Taehyung. "You know, if you could be nicer to people about things, maybe you would have more friends."

Not gonna lie, that shit hurted.

A pout now etched its way onto his lips as he huffed and continued writing. His pen stopped as he struggled to remember what the third question was, frustration increasing with every second.

A loud knock interrupted his thoughts, and he placed his notebook beside him to wander out into the living room, calling out a who is it? as he followed Jimin to the door.

"It's your knight in shining armor, Jeongguk!"

Well, fuck. Jimin and Taehyung both looked at each other for a second and when their eyes met they both knew what the other was thinking, which was to ignore it before turning around and acting as if nobody had even come to their door.  Jimin was now scrolling through Instagram as he laid on the couch in a weird but oddly comfortable position, and Taehyung went right back to his bed. To work, of course.

"I know you guys are in there, I heard your voice!" Jeongguk called through the door, knocking repeatedly with no signs of stopping. Unluckily for him, both Taehyung and Jimin found it easy to act as if the loud sounds booming throughout the small dorm wasn't happening.

"Open the fuck up," Jeongguk yelled through the door, crossing his arms and sighing.

Wanting desperately for Jeongguk to shut up already, Taehyung trudged over to the door and began unlocking it but Jimin was like no he's gonna beat my ass to which Taehyung replied with a good you deserve it, and then Jimin was like prick. As soon as Taehyung unlocked the door, Jeongguk burst through, causing himself to fall flat on his ass.

"I guess you fell for me," Jeongguk chuckled to himself as he closed the door behind him and looked around, making eye contact with Jimin. Taehyung scrambled up off the floor, whispering a curse word to himself before throwing himself at Jeongguk, getting in a good punch.

"What the fuck?" Jeongguk rasped, grabbing Taehyungs shoulder and pushing him against the wall. Jimin only watched with a confused expression. "Why'd you just attack me?"