One Shifty Boi | k.th (discontinued ?)

14 | Lovely Weather

"-nothing, it just waved. Get it?" an unfamiliar voice drifts into the small apartment, followed by a hearty, squeaking laugh.

"Haha yeah," you supply, though dying inside a little bit. "That's a good one, Jin."

As much as you enjoy your neighbor's good ol' jokes, you're exhausted and just want to collapse inside your apartment and take a nap. Maybe eat some ramen, then take a nap. Yeah.

Unfortunately, you weren't fast enough and Seokjin had caught you in the hall and decided to claim you his lastest victim of relentless puns. Since you doubt you'll be able to make him leave so easily, you're just about to offer him to have some ramen with you (at least to keep him quiet) when you catch the faint flash of silver hopping down from your refrigerator. Seokjin gasps and pokes his head into the kitchen.

"Aww, I didn't know you had two cats, Y/n!"

True to his words, there is not one, but two cats sat beside eachother on the kitchen floor, two sets of shiny eyes focused on Seokjin. He grins brightly and kneels down, holding a hand out to the felines and makes kissy noises. Your eyes nearly bulge out of your skull.

"Yeah, neither did I..." you mumble darkly, wondering when Taehyung let another one into your house. Jin doesn't seem to hear you, too busy trying to win their affection, with little success.

The smaller orange cat darts away immediately, far from reach, while the silver one stays put and watches through narrowed judgy eyes.

"I don't think he likes me very much," Seokjin huffs, as the cat turns and moves lazily past him, just to bump his little fluffy head against your leg. You sigh and step out of the way. The cat follows, winding himself through your legs and begins to purr.

"Ugh, cut it out you stupid-" you glare when Taehyung nearly causes you to trip, so you lean down and scoop him up into your arms.

As you straighten up he immediately snuggles into the front of your shirt and purrs louder, as if this is what he was after the whole time. The little devil.

"Sorry about that, Seokjin. If you want, just wait in the living room and I'll-" you stop short, finally taking in the carnage that is your destroyed apartment.

Your head snaps down to fix Taehyung with an accusatory glare. The cat in your arms looks up at you almost sheepishly and continues to purr, possibly in an attempt to soothe your rising nerves. It doesn't work.

"Actually," you begin, voice so icily calm that even the cats shiver. "Looks like my place isn't exactly guest-ready. How about you come back some other time?"

"Oh, uh." Seokjin stands from where he'd been crouched on the floor, waving you off kindly. "That's okay, Y/n! I can help you tidy up, I don't mind-"

You whirl on him with burning eyes, and he seems to get the message.

"Right, well, would you look at the time, I should be going..," He steps carefully around you and slips out the front door. "Bye Y/n and kitties!"

The door shuts behind him and tense silence descends upon the apartment. Taehyung's tail swishes nervously, eyes darting around in search of support from his ginger-furred friend. Jimin is nowhere to be seen.

"Haha, so..." Taehyung's tiny feline heart thumps in his chest, but he tries to keep his voice steady when he leans back to meet your furious gaze. "Lovely weather we're having, huh?"

You release your hold and let him drop to the floor.

He screeches, more catlike than human, but manages to land on all four shaky legs. "Are you crazy, at least give me a warning!"

"Seriously?!" you tower over his much smaller form, crossing your arms. "That's the least of your problems right now, mister! I leave you alone for barely a day and come back to see my place trashed!"

Taehyung looks a little guilty, but he plays it off with a twitch of his whiskers. "Ah, my apologies, dear Y/n. It just got a bit out of hand here, you see,"

"Shut your fancy sweet-talking trap. I don't wanna hear it," you snap, and start looking around the room. "Where's that partner in crime of yours, anyway? You seriously let another cat into my house are you kidding-" your nagging stops short when you spin back to glare at Taehyung only to be met with a broad, golden-tanned chest.

"Please, Y/n, I'm sorry," he whines now, ignoring when you leap away from him with a startled "Where are your clothes?!" He continues eagerly, "Don't worry, though! I'll clean it up, I promise. I'll get Jiminie to help, too!"

The boy (you hadn't even noticed when he shifted) wastes no time in padding away, calling out for "Jiminie" which you figure must be the other cat.

When Taehyung returns shortly with said very angry looking cat trying to escape his arms, you wonder if this one is a shifter as well. You don't ponder long, though, because Taehyung speaks up, chastising the other with a cheerful grin.

"Aw c'mon, Jimin, don't hide from her! She won't hurt you, you'll see." He releases the cat when it finally stops struggling and then you nearly have a heart attack again.

One beautiful cat boy in your home was quite a sight to behold but with two of them, practically the whole place shines with anime sparkle effects.

And they're both still naked.

You whip around and slap a hand over your face. "Why does this keep happening?!"

"See isn't she funny, Jiminie?" you can hear Taehyung's giggle and the murmurs exchanged between the both of them.

You don't know how much more of this you can take. With your luck, Taehyung will invite all of his little hybrid comrades to your apartment. You groan, and the sound reverberates from your very soul.

Wouldn't that just be fantastic.