yoonmin tales; subway date

the plot

     Yoonmin glances at the Subway menu with eyes of wonder. They both are looking at the menu like theyve never even known that food exists. A man suddenly runs up to the counter frantically,
" Do you...g-uys..... sell... spr-...Sprite?" the man had a bucket hat over his head but he was very much out of breath, almost like he chased a car to get there.
     "HOBI I SWEAR TO EVERY SINGLE RELIGION THAT EXISTS GET TF OUTTA MY FAN FIC WE NOT ABOUTTA DO THAT SOPE SHIT 🎵not not todAYyY🎵 NOT EVER KIGGA! GET YOUR DAYDREAMING ASS OUTTA HERE" Yoongi was so furious he literally set flame to Hoseok, which led him to running out of the Subway screaming bloody murder.
      "Ugghhhh, sorry ab that if, what would u two like to order"

       " This hoe Jimin would like the cold cut combo and I would like to get 3 bags of chips and a large drink please"

        "And what's the name for the order?"

        Jimin and Yoongi stare at each other with a smile,"YoonMin💛".

         After they sat down with their food they began to become extremely bored despite of the stories main topic. Yoongi inhaled his chips within very few seconds and Jimin most likely deepthroated the sub so we all know that's gone forever.

        "Hey hyung, is it ok if I go to the bathroom?"

         "You act like I give a shit."
     As Jimin looked in the bathroom mirror, he couldn't help but run his hands through his hair. The way it made him feel is almost similar to the way Yoongi makes him feel down there. Jimin's obsession with his hair was getting so extreme to the point that his hands reeked of shampoo and conditioner. Yoongi caught Jimin in the bathroom during his act.

         "Bro df kigga why u do that shit it's not safe for ur very few brain cells bro, plus if we go home to wrecked up Mama Jin will punish us. You already know how hard Jungkook smacks ppls bootys, that's why he's the master at smack booty uno," Yoongi's facial expressions clearly showed that he was both concerned, and confused towards his little Chim Chim.
"Im sorry, it's just that I can't help but run my hands through my hair. Every time I do so it reminds me of whenever you would stroke my hair whenever we would watch tv, or whenever we would have our talks at night. Even those days that you used to just play with my hair while I was sleep. But I'm sorry hyung, I won't do it again," Jimin had a sad puppy look on his face then turned up to look at Yoongi. They locked eyes for a while, staring at each other's beauty with a smile.
"Why we staring this long, this isn't the smut part of this story. Plus someone might steal our stuff or Hoseok might be back and I don't want either of those things to happen."Yoongi grabbed Jimin's hand and rushed out of the bathroom to see that not only was there subway stolen, but it had a little note near the crime scene which read:
"Sorry bbs for eating your stuff, I needed to post another Eat Jin for today- Mama Jin"
The kiddos understood that there was nothing to do about the food situation, and they had ran out of subway money so they just hung out there for a little bit. Yoongi forced Jimin to sit on his side of the booth so that Yoongi could play with Chim Chim's hair. Jimin had the biggest smile anyone has ever seen. Jimin was so happy that his eyes literally disappeared bc he was smiling so hard, the poor boy couldn't even see. This of course made Yoongi all fuzzy wuzzy bees a buzzy inside so his gummy smile peeked through. They were having a good time just playing in each other's hair, laughing at inside jokes, and just overall having quite the blast.
"Um, sirs... we closed like 5 minutes ago, Can y'all leave now?"the subway worker had quite the attitude.
While walking out, YoonMin were whispering back and forth to each other.
"Isn't he have quite the attitude," Jimin said with a pout.
"Jimin its all good fam we're just gonna go home and eat there. I'm sure that they have some instant rice and ramen left," Yoongi said while putting his arm around Jimin to comfort him. They soon got in the car and headed home.