Come out of the closet

Is that? Candy?

I wake up in the morning and i find two weird looking lollipops in my room and bro still not home i didn't think anything was wrong with it so i licked it a bit it was weird an tasted like some fruity shit i spit it out an threw it away but then my head started to really hurt and thats when john woke up.he stared at me for a very long time his mouth open.he looked confused and scared i tried to say that what was he starring at but all that came out of my mouth was some high-pitched giggles then john speaks*"w-who are you?" I go to say that is just me dave and i have no fucking idea whats going on but that's not what came out of my mouth what i said was"hehe its me dave silly"that giggle it was weird and way to happy but i cant control myself i cant move or think or do anything that i wanted to do oh god oh fuck what am i gonna do?john just looks at me so confused then finds his lollipop he holds it up."dave did you eat one of these?"i just giggled an nodded.by now john looked scared no not scared but terrified.he took me over to a mirror and then.i saw myself i had green hair with a lollipop in it my shades where now in the shape of hearts i had a permanent grin on my face and all my clothes where colorful i hated it i looked fucking ridiculous i was going to tell john that but that wasn't what came out"oh my god!i look amazing! Hehe"is spun around in a circle an giggles some more.what was happening to me? I cant control what I'm saying."hey john guess what?!"i said in a really overly happy peppy voice."w-what?"i grabbed him by his shirt somehow fucking floating my feet in the air above my head and said."lets have a million babies i like you a lot so we can have babies together!".oh fucking shit no no no.