Creepy pasta boyfriend scenarios!

How yee become freinds with eyeless jack

You went to the store to buy y/w. You got back home and there was eyeless jack. You charged at him and, tried to attack him with y/w "If you calm down I'll give you back y/w and, maybe a kidney." You stopped trying to attack him and nodded your head while saying,"just not the kidney"Jack gave you back back y/w. You hugged it and, talked to it saying things like,"I love you did he hurt you?" All that razz and jazz(A/n sorry but I had too) eyeless Jack just rolled his eyes mumbling,"Ok Jeff we get it" you when to put away y/w's. Eyeless Jack was still at your house. "Eyeless Jack do you want to play a board game or something?" You asked, he shrugged and, sat on the couch. You got lots of junk food and, some board games to play like monopoly Alias and candy land life are a few.(A/n if you don't know what some of them are search it.) You slowly became friends after that game day. "Hey Y/n umm I want to tell you what I do for a living."stated eyeless Jack,"well you see  I kill people and then kill them because I'm a creepy pasta." "Yeah I know that you kinda already tried to eat my kidney's" eyeless Jack shrugged while saying,"oops I forgot I was starving thanks to you" he stated. You frowned and responded,"I still have that note and it says you decided to not kill me!" Eyeless Jack mumbled,"stupid note."