And from then on there were 13 gods of america. They work where the sea, land, and sky meet: the horizon. (I think)
Ever had a sticky situation that you just somehow got out of? That was there doing. Well, except for Rocky, he got you into that situation, but whatever. Who cares?
Oh, wait, I forgot one.
Okay, so Cobra and Casina had a child named Harry. I know, beautiful name, but anyway, he was the his of mechanical things. He gave humans the idea of the computer and the iPad and the iPod.
Harry is a geek, so all of the other gods leave him alone unless their galaxy 10 breaks and they need a new one.
Harry is a loner, so he doesn't have a wife. No love stories no boring things, he's fine with being lonely, and nobody likes him, so he's doing alright.
Harry's probably your hero, however, because who would be able to survive without their phone or tablet or iPod?
But anyway, those are the 13 gods. Thank you for reading my story. I know it sucks, but I appreciate the 200 something views. It makes me happy inside.
No, I'm not that gooey, but it does make me happy. Thank you, all of you, for reading this.
Have a good rest of your day, or night, or, whatever.
Byyyyyyeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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American Gods
FantasyHave you ever heard of Greek and Roman gods? Well, why can't the americans have gods? there's no point why we can't. Read THIS book to learn about the real, uh,* cough, cough* fictional gods of America.
