Detective Sparkle-Cake and The Missing Candy Cane!!!

The Beginning

A/N: Hi! I love unicorns (if you can't tell from my name) and this is my second book! Yay!!! My first book is called Stalking Crows! It only has 3 chapters so far.... Because I have been busy.... But I would appreciate it if you would read it and comment! Anyway, this could be a very cheesy boom but hopefully it's so stupid that you will laugh! Please no hate comments, but if you like it, please vote, comment and follow me!!! And now, for the story my little munchkin fairies!!! .... I dunno what that was but anyway....

My name is Detective Sparkle-Cake Rainbow-Floss. I am the chief detective for Uh - Ohs and Oopsies Department. Yup.... I live in the land Magical Potatoes and i live in a rather large fairy floss stable. But enough about me, I want to know about you! Mmhmm.... Oh really? ...... Is that so! ..... How fascinating! Well, your life certainly seems intriguing, but I must tell you about my most captivating case as an officer for our, as you would say, 'police' department.

It started out when i was just a little cupcake officer trainee (the equivalent of your 'constables' back in the day, around 1800s) and the day was dark and gloomy. I had only been on the job for a week but before I knew it, I was put on a HUGE case. The missing Candy Cane.....

'Sonny boy, come into my office for a sec, would ya?' The Boss called.

'Of course sir.' I replied rather shyly.

Once I had entered the office, he offered me some chocolate milk. I kindly took the offer to be polite, but really my stomach was wriggling around like a dying fish.

'I guess you're wondering why i asked you in here today, aren't ya?' He asked in his heavy Australian accent.

Nah, I'm not wondering that at all. It's not like you never ask me in her unless I'm in trouble or anything... But i just reply with a simple nod.

'Well, don't get you knickers in a knot (which was an odd remark considering I'm a unicorn and he's a kangaroo made out of Sherbet so we don't where knickers...), i asked you here because we have had a dreadful thing that has happened in our little town. A candy cane is missing.'

I gasp, unable to think of anyone or anything that would steal a candy cane or where it could possibly be.

'It has been missing for a whole day now and Miss Jally Jellybean is terrified of what may have happened to it. So i told her I would put my most trusted Cupcake onto this case. Rainbow-floss, that's you.'

I was so surprised that he would put a Cupcake onto the task and not a Detective! It was a major case, and he was giving it to a Cupcake trainee!!!! Wow!!!

I started freaking out.

'Calm down, calm down, CALM DOWN!' The boss had to yell to get me to snap out of it.

'Oh, yeah, sorry.' I apologised.

'Do you think you can handle this major case?'

'Definitely!'

'Well, off you go! Quickly now!'