Denmark: Sve! Why do you live in a furniture store?
Finland: I have a better question, when are we moving together?
Norway: Can I get free furniture from your home?
Sweden: I l've in Ikea because I lov' it, I lov' you too m' wife but n't as much 's I lov' Ikea. N' Norway.
Iceland: wait, you live in Ikea?
Sweden: Mm.
Iceland: da fuck.
Finland: that's why we always have sex at my place. People walk by in Ikea.
Norway: *le gasp* HUUUUUH? I never noticed.
Sealand: tHEY ONCE HAD IT AT MY HOME!
Finland: what nooooo! *makes a river with all his sweat* we did not...
Sealand: I was home when they did it.
Denmark: that's fucked up Sve.
Sweden: ya... it 's.
