Jungkook vs Microwaves vol.1 English edition

Evil Fruitflies

HEELLLOOO THIS IS YOUR INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY JEON JUNGKOOK!
So yk, i'm very brave, unlike Hoseok and jin hyung.
But there are THREEE REALLY SCARY THINKS.

1.: FRUITFLIES! They are disgusting
3.: GIRLS they are worse than all fruitflies and microwaves togetha
2.: Microwaves, they are SO SCARY

And also omg i'm SUCH A BADBOY, I said the third one BEFORE the second, DAMMN WHAT A DANGEROUS GUY U ARE, JEON JUNGKOOK! That's what you're thinking, right?

So I really wanted to eat my ramen, but I made it 2 hours earlier and it was cold. BUT EVEN WORSE: There were FRUITFLIES on MY noodles!
MY Ramen! NOT THEIRS! SO MEAN OMG
I was about to cry and I screamed:"HHHYUYUUUNG!" and five of my hyungs came immediately. Yoongi was too lazy so he walked slowly to us.
Namjoon hyung, the BRAIN, made a plan: He, Jin and Jimin were going to fight the fruitflies, or 'drosophilas', as he calls them. Yoongi, Hoseok and Tae were going to protect them. I didn't think the lil meow meow could protect me, but i didn't say anything.
I remembered a while back, i was playing games and suddenly there were fruitflies flying around my head. I was so scared that I took the vacuum to defeat them. It was SO loud that Namjoon hyung woke up and asked:"Wtf Jungkook why are u vacuuming drosophilas?" I answered:"Pardon? What the fuck are drosophilas?" Namjoon sighted and said:"I really am the only intellectual here omg" then he explained, drosophilas are fruitflies and I said:"Aaaaahhhhh okaaay thank you for explaining." Soon I'll be an intellectual too!!!!1!11!1
But rn Namjoon, Seokjin and Jimin hyung chased the flies away and I was SO thankful! It took them 10 min and then I was SAFE AGAIN!
SAFETY FIRST! SAFETY SECOND! COOLNESS THIRD!

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