The worst of all: G I R L S

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by lolololololooldmooym

by lolololololooldmooym

ANNYEONGHASEYO guess who it is! Exactly: Jeon Jungkook, Bts' maknae and international playboii!!
Remember my third fear?
GIRLS!
They are evil and scary and worse than all fruitflies and microwaves TOGETHER!
So a few days ago I noticed a girl, she follows me EVERYWHERE, Taehyung said she's a sasaeng, a stalker fan. That is scary enough, but the fact that she's a GIRL makes it much worse.
So today I went shopping, as every Wednesdays. I always buy ramen, occasionally new briefs from the convenience story, because Jimin hyung told me they are MUCH better than expensive ones and it's tru!!!!
Everyone should wear CONVENIENCE STORE BRIEFS!
But back to the GIRL!
I noticed her again and she screamed "OPPPPPAAAAA NOTICE ME!" And I screamed back:"I'M NOT YOUR OPPA!" and then I started crying and ran away.
She followed me and grabbed my arm. I screamed bc Girls are scary and if they touch you, you get COOTIES if they touch you!!11!!111
I DON'T WANT COOTIES! Yoongi hyung always tells me, this is 'bullshit' and only babies believe that you'll get cooties, BUT IT'S TRU!!!
Back to the GIRL!
She touched me and I screamed. She screamed back and I was so scared, that i shut up.
She said:"OPPPAAA WHERE ARE YOUR DROSOPHILAS" And I answered:"what the fuck are drosophilas?" But then I remembered Namjoon and thought 'ohhhh she's an intellectual if she says drosophilas instead of fruitflies, Namjoon said so and he's always right.'
I answered:"I don't know where the fruitflies are, I think there are some at our apartment." She immediately screamed:"GIVE THEM TO ME, THEY ARE SOOO CUTE, I WANT YOUR FRUIT FLIES, OPPPAAAA" Then she started rapping:"GI-GIVE IT TO ME" and i was like:"Stob it, you sound even worse than Jin when he raps" and she started crying so i apologized. I was still really scared.
Then we went to our apartment and when we arrived all other members said "What the fuck Jungkook" but I ignored them, so they were sad. This time I didn't apologize, I'm SUCH A BADBOY!
The girl catched ALL fruitflies and I said thanks bc finally these scary creatures will leave me alone. But then I remembered the person next to me is a GIRL and that's even worse, so i started screaming again. Yoongi screamed from his room:"SHUT THE FUCK UP, JEON JUNGKOOK", I think he slept. because i didn't want him to kill me, i stobbed screaming.
Then the girl said bye and went away with the fruitflies(we packed them into a bag for her). The day was great, i overcame my worst fear and Namjoon was happy bc he finally met another person who says drosophila.
We all thought the girl wanted me, but she just wanted the flies.

THE END