Scary Microwave

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YOOOO IT'S YA INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOIII JEON JUNGKOOK!
After we/they defeated the fruitflies, they went back to their own rooms. I had to overcome my second fear now: Microwaves. I took a deep breath like hhhhmmmpf-pffuuuu to gather courage.
I carefully placed the plate in the microwave, omg i'm REALLY brave!
But then i had to start the microwave. THE SCARIEST THING EEEVVERR SAVE ME OPPPAA. Wait, I don't call people Oppa, I'm a boy! SAVE MEEE HYYUUUUNG!
My finger lingered over the on button but i didn't press it. I told the microwave:"Hey you fucker you're not scary at all! I'm JEON JUNGKOOK, INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY, I'M NOT SCARED OF U!" Suddenly Jimin hyung walked in and said:"Wtf Jungkook don't be so mean to the poor microwave, it didn't do anything." I startled so much, that I accidentally pressed the button and the microwave went on. I jumped back and screamed like:"AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAaHHHHHH".
Jimin hyubg said:"Omg your gonna wake yoongi hyung up, then you're dead lol"
But it was to late. The door flew open and there was Yoongi hyung. He looked SO angry, but he's a lil meow meow, so he is cute when being angry lmao.
He took my ramen out of the microwave and said angrily:"Shut the fuck up". Then he threw the door of the microwave shut, so hard that he destroyed the whole microwave with it.
Jin hyung wanted Yoongi to give him money for the destroyed microwave, bc jin hyung bought it, but Yoongi said NO! YOONGI IS SUCH A BADBOOII, HE'S MA IDOL AND ROLE MODEL OMGGGG
AND THANKS TO HIM WE DON'T HAVE A MICROWAVE ANYMORE AND I'M SAFE!!!!!111!!1!1

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