Dad~ You ready to go back to school tomorrow?
Luna~ Meh
Dad~ But you're gonna go back to school right?
Luna~ Meh
Dad~ *Crazy side comes out* YOURE GONNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL RIGHT?!?!? YOURE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!!
sHoOk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Something Bad Happens In A Book....
Riley~ *Peacefully reading Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince*
A few moments later...
Riley ~ NO! No! *Runs away from book* Come on Rowling!
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Emily~ *eating a chocolate bar*
Some random Idiot~ That's SO bad for you!
Emily~ I. DONT. GIVE. A FUCK!!!!!
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Teal~ *singing Like a weirdo on the streets*
Noah, Luna, and Jake~ I think she needs a therapist 😑
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This vine especially made for CORALLLreef and ThatGirlAudrey2236!!!
Kylee Beth~ *singing like a mediocre player*
Brooke and Audrey~ SHUT UP!! *Both throws a pan at Kylee's head*
>:3
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Teal~ Ok Noah, get ready, and 3,2,1, and go!! *Starts recording*
Noah~ *jumps off a counter wearing a banana suit* IM GAY!!!!!
Noah, Jake, Luna, and Teal~ *Dies of laughter*
Luna~ Bro, are you actually gay?
Noah~ No ;-;
WARNING!!
NOT MEANING TO BE OFFENDING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GAY OR LESBIAN!!
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Teal~ Who took my food? LUNA!! *irritated AF*
A few moments later...
Teal~ I've realized that peace is more important then-
15 seconds later...
Teal~ That was me 15 seconds ago SCREW IT!!! LUNA!! *Breaks door while holding a bat*
Luna~ *jumps holding MY cookies*
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Sam~ *walks up behind Kane and Sky* BOO!!!
Kane~ *jumps* IIIIMMM, GONNA SWIINNGG FRROOMMM THE- *mentally slaps himself*
Kane's mind ~ How could I have been so stupid?
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???~ Hey you!
Mya~ *turns head back and forth until faced by...
rYlAn*
Random voice~ hElLo
Author~Chan~ *WHEEZE* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES *WHEEEEZZZEEEE*
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Everyone/ Jamie, Kayla, Clara, Mason, Baylee, Drew, and Steve~ *standing in a circle surrounding a broken coffee maker*
Steve~ Alright, who broke it? I'm not mad, just, who broke it?
Kayla~ I did, I'll pay for it. I broke i-
Steve~ No, no, no you didn't,
Mason~ I bet it was Baylee! I saw her standing by it this morning!
Baylee~ Mason no I didn't! I don't even drink that crap!
Mason~ Then why were you standing by it?!
*Everyone breaks into a arguing fit except for Steve*
Steve~ I broke it. It burned my hands, so I punched it.
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Hayden~ Who stole the drugs?
Cameron~ I think it was him *points to Bob, who was currently trying to gain his senses back*
Bob~ fUcKiNg pInK fArIeS eVeRyWhErE
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Aphmau~ Ok Garroth, Zane, I need you to to make out now, I mean make up now
Zane~ eXcUsE mE?!
Vylad, Garroth, Zane, and Aphmau~ burst out laughing*
Vylad~ WOW
Garroth~ Oh ok
Zane~ SAVE IT FOR A BLOOPER PLEASE
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Hyria~ Follow that map, you'll learn more about time. Lady Irene herself, did not win a war within a day
Aphmau~ Hyria! Wait! Hyria! *faint sigh* You had another line, Hyria!
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Ok thank you guys so much for reading! Sorreh I haven't updated in a long time 😓 Well I hope you guys enjoyed! Well, BUBYE!!!
YOU ARE READING
Just Jokes And More Crap
HumorWhen I'm sad, I like to watch vines! What about you? Anywayz, I really hope you enjoy this book! BAAIIII!!! -Teal
