Satan walks into the bedroom, a smirk on his face as he sees Jesus laying on the bed,
"Do you like tacos?" Satan asks.
Jesus just looks confused,
Satan reaches into a black bucket by the bed, pulling out a taco.
Jesus' eyes widen
Satan pushes Jesus on his back, slipping the taco into his arsehole. Satan got another taco, slipping it into his arsehole once more, he gets another taco and this time rams it into his arsehole
Satan takes off his mask to reveal that he is actually Pete Wentz.
He begins to twerk,
"Let me sing you the song of my people," He says in between twerks
"slow down, grab my taco wiggle like your fucking pete wentz gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal gas pedal."
He sings, Jesus raising an eyebrow as his butthole is filled with tacos,
Satan/Pete soon stops twerking and climbs on top of Jesus, kissing him deeply then along his jaw down to his neck,
"I guess I should've told you about my taco fetish before.." He mumbles sexily into Jesus' ear
Pete grabs jesus with his powerful bassist hands, putting him on his knees.
"I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans," He growls into Jesus' ear.
He rams his mighty force into jesus, crushing the tacos inside his arsehole. Pete moans a sexy moan as he fills jesus' butt with his love
Pete soon stops, "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs." He says, leaving through the window in his magical bass guitar.~Hennuh.
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Novela JuvenilEDIT: I wrote this with some rawr xD ass friends in like 2015 so I apologize in advance - SATANxJESUS FIC. I'm not sorry if this scares you kk. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.