DBH//Connor Shorts ( Connor x Reader Oneshots)

💕Sexy Uno

Draw 4 bitches

Connor x Overly Flirty! Reader {Short,Possible lime)
(Deviant)

Small story time: My friends play this game religiously and I started to not like it as much because of it. So we aka me,came up with the No Cussing Rule,where if a person cusses they draw 2 cards. If the person is in a relationship,even if they are not playing the person who is in the relationship has to draw 2. Okay now to the story!!
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So Connor past you up on the idea of playing uno with you. After he got his upgrade of course,something about new information..body part something,you weren't listening to him,just fantasizing about him. Not really having Uno on your mind.

Driving back to your house with Connor himself,touching his thighs a couple times as he keeps smacking them off,and you were there.

"I'm starting to rethink this idea.."

"Well you can't turn back now~" you grabbed him and pulled him to your door,opening the door to push him in,then locking it so no one can interrupt you two.

"So where are the cards?" He questioned,straightening up his suit and looking around.

"Hm? Oh! Yeah right follow me~!" You strutted over to your room as Connor followed. For some reason Connor couldn't stop looking at your ass,which was strange because that never happened.

"Here we are," He snapped out of it,"Lay on my bed,I'll get them~!" He nodded and sat on the bed,watching the outside.

You lives in a little penthouse in Detroit. Despite being a playful,flirty twat,you did your job very seriously. One time you first met Connor, he thought you had a twin of some sort. He chuckled at the memory before he was jumps on,on his back.

"Hewwo Connor~" You said as he blushed bright blue.

"Hello (Y/N).." he then heard the shaking of a small box containing something equally sized to it.

"I gotten!~" You got off of him and started to set up."In this game,we are playing Doubles! And a little something called the No Cussing rule!" You smiled as he look lost.

"Explain this to me.."

-An hour of Explaining later-

"And to spice things up! We have to take our clothes off!! Then the winner can do anything they want with the loser!"

"W-what! Now isn't the time!" He blushed bright blue and you sneered.

"Honey you got nothing down there so there's nothing to worry about! Your basically a walking Ken Doll!" All looks but no package..~" You blushed at the image of him having a dick though.

He mumbled something but continued with the game anyway. You gave him 6 cards and yourself 6.

"ALRIGHT!" You grabbed a card from the deck,it was a yellow 4,"Let this began!"

-Time skip by Daddo Hank~-
"FUCK!"

You were only in your underwear at this point while Connor was in his tie and underwear. You covered your breast with your free arm,pressing them together so he didn't see anything while you were picking a card. You were at 3 cards and Connor was at one.

"This is so stupid.."

"It was your idea."

"Mmmmm...(Translation:Piss off...)" you groaned in anger and slammed down a Blue 3,making Connor draw one. You sighed in relief until he put down a Blue 6,making you mentally curse.

"(Y/N) I'm sorry to say but you are at a lost here." He smirked making you blush in embarrassment and anger.

"Shut your trap!" You slammed down a Yellow 6 and Connor gave you a look that sent pleasant shivers down your body. He put down his final card and said"Uno Out" before you could.

"I believe I win~"

"Fuck you."

"Nines isn't here right now."

"Uggh!!" You stood up,not caring about your chest anymore and grabbed him by his remaining tie,"Don't mess with me Asshole!"

"Hm,well I still won (Y/N). So you have to do what I say." There was that look again. You suddenly turned weak. And you stumbled all the way to your bed. As you laid in a little suggestive pose,he climbed on top of you.

"C-Connor!" He slowly undid his tie in a sexual manner (you know that one pose).

"Shh,(Y/N).." he kisses your neck from your jawline all the way back down. As much as you wanted this you-

Wait..

You felt something near your thin cloth of the panties you wore. The only person near you is Connor and... wait.

"Connor what is that! It's pressing against me~" You slightly moaned at the friction it was creating.

"Hm? Didn't you listen to me earlier?"

-Earlier-
"So (Y/N), sorry I was late! Sean(Guess who b) from Cyberlife was giving me a new part as an upgrade. Well...a body part at least. He said it made him uncomfortable just sitting there so he gave it to me. It came back from a Traci and blablah..."
-Now-

"Oh!..O-oh.." you blushed more as he slowly kissed down to your breast,sucking on them. You didn't  moan as much as your should since your buds weren't sensitive enough. Connor was a little irritated by this,and using his new human instinct,messed with your flower bud with a flick making you gasp and moan at the same time. He stopped everything and lined his v line to his underwear.

"Now the real fun will begin~"

———-
That's the end...
Oh wait
—-Extended Ending—-

You and Connor moaned as his unknown liquid filled you. He fell beside you and panted surprisingly to you. You looked over to see a green card that was oh so good to you.

The reverse card.

"Hey..Connor.."

"Yes,love?"

"How about.." you grabbed the card and got on top oh him with unknown strength,"A round 2?" You flashed the card in his face as his eye widened.

—-
NOW ITS DONE
WOO
Jesus
Alright b's I'm gonna read a Komaeda x Reader now, smell ya later.