Undertale One-Shots

Idiots

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Welcome to another episode of  "I can't write and I have zero inspiration but I'm determined to write something". Enjoy.

"How am I even friends with you?" Flowey asked when the.. thing  walked up to him. "I mean, I'm a soulless flower who tried to kill an eight year old human when the fell 100 feet into a hole of monsters, and you are a tem named Temmie who cant even spell."

"DAt wHy TEM trYNa go 2 COLLEG!!1!1!!1!!!" She said, flopping down next to him.

"Yeah, but will you ever actually go there? You waste your money on crap like... I don't know... Dog residue, and you're nowhere near the amount you need." He replied with, staring at his friend.

"waIt..,." Temmie started. "Did U saiD H0OmaN!!1!!11!! mabEE dey Give Tem money 4 CollEg 1!!1!1!!!"

"Ah, because a human would waste all their money to send an ignorant thing to school." He sneered

"buT I heard dey NICE hoOman!1! mabEE if DeY geT teM coLlEg moNEyz I GiVe Dem teM aUrmoRR1!!1!!;1!1"

"If the human is kind enough to spend that much on you... Alright, how's this, if you go to college, which is impossible, then I'll kiss you. Sound good?" He said, just knowing the human would keep their money.

"FLoweY kiZ teM?!1!1!! OkaI!11!!" Temmie yelled excitedly, jumping up and down. " I gO baK 2 Tem shOP nAo!!1!!1 weN HO0maN get HyeR??1!"

"I'll check, be right back." With that, Flowey ducked down into the ground, popping out shortly after in Snowdin at the end of a bridge. The human was just a few feet away, so they must have heard Flowey rustling in the snow. They quickly turned around, but the flower went in the ground again and came up at Temmie's feet. "Maybe like, 20 minutes?"

"leZ Go deRE dEn!!1!11!"

"What? What's that supposed to mean?"

~Timeskip brought by teM

"What was that?!" Flowey exclaimed.

"TiEm sKep bi teM mAJik!!1!1"

"..... Well okay then...?" He said, looking around. "The human should be here soon."

As if on cue, the striped sweatered child walked into the doorway of the Tem shop. Wait, weren't they just in the Ruins? How did they get here? Probably just another Tem thing. (Or just because I'm too lazy to write)

"I should probably go now." He whispered as he disappeared once again. "Wait, will I have to sit through a-"

~Timeskip

"-nother timeskip..."

Now the Flower was at the foot of a mountain in waterfall, and the human in tem armor was running away from tha- Hold on a minute! Tem armor?

"Oh no... It actually happened..." The flower mumbled as he went back into the ground, and popped out at Temmie's feet.

"hOI1!!1!! teM has coLLeg hAt nao!!1! anD u gotZa KiZ teM!1!!1!11!" She estatically said.

"Wow, I'm an idiot, betting my dignity like that. Get over here... I guess."

And thus marks the day a souless flower had a crush.