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(Anyway HI I haven't updated this in a while so here's a chapter I totally didn't make just so I could include this horrible drawing I did)
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"HEY! ASSHOLE!" Receiver sprinted towards Punkish, waving his arms frantically.
"What the hell do you want?"
"TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND TO WATER HIS GAYS!"
"He did it just last night~" Punkish winked, finger-gunning at Receiver.
"... What."
"What?"
"WHAT?" Blue glared at Punkish from across the room.
"I saw it, I was there." Bebop added, smiling.
"No, you weren't????"
"Close your blinds."
Punkish screeched, like a banshee, but gayer. A homosexual banshee. Who dresses like a stripper. Stripping gay banshee.
"And I thought I was kinky. Since when were you two into watersports?"
The stripping gay banshee screeched again, except louder, and less gay. More horrified this time.
"SSHSHSHHSHSHSHUT UP"
"Oh my fucking God where's Tricker when you need him."
"Maybe he can water me!" Bebop smiled, looking slightly dead inside.
"Okay. Listen. Nobody wants to fuck you. That should be common knowledge by now. You know who would want to fuck you? Herpes. Herpes will fuck you. Nobody else wants to." The horrified gay banshee stripper- I mean Punkish- hissed at Bebop, who somehow looked more dead inside.
"I'll fuck you!" Santa Len offered, waving.
"Same." Beboptetsu (my worst creation ever) added.
"I have herpes." Abomination Kaito waved as well, in scarily perfect unison with Santa Len.
"Okay, uh, I have standards, what the fuck." Bebop looked them all up and down, horrified. Not in a gay banshee way, though.
"You have standards?" Punkish asked, genuinely surprised.
"I don't think this has standards." Receiver pulled his shredded Bebop body pillow out from his pocket. "It was originally a voodoo doll, y'know."
"Y-You stabbed it after you found out it didn't work, right?" Bebop shuddered, backing up slightly.
"Yeah, totally! <3"
"... Uh, we should leave. Let's get back to watering~" Punkish winked, licking Blue's elbow for some godforsaken reason.
"Man, I wanna FERTILIZE shit." Blue sighed, yanking his arm away from the banshee child.
"Oh, worm?" Senbu licked Blue's elbow as well, again, for some absolutely godforsaken reason.
"I can water you." Tricker hooked Senbu on his cane like in the cartoons 'n shit.
"REALLY?!"
"Yeah, with fucking acid."
"I mean, I'll take it, honestly."
"What will make you just go away?? And die??"
"I dunno, maybe you being my boyfriend at least once, so I can have the experience?"
"I can fuck a pancake from Denny's and give it to you if you want?"
"DO IT TRIKKA SAMA" Senbu, already horny out of his fucking mind, drooled on Blue's elbow. Don't ask where the fuck I'm going with this story, I don't know.
"I would love having your syrup!!!!!" Senbu squeaked, like a kawaii desu anime girl from a fucking doujinshi. "Give it to me, Trickersama!!"
"O-Ok uh I retract my previous statement I'll be seeing y'all uh Senbu go fuck Beboptetsu-" Tricker backed away, shielding himself with his cane.
"BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GAY PRIDE FURRY!"
"That's probably your kink."
"That's my kink! We can be kink buddies!" Bebop added, way too proud of that fact.
"Hell no."
And that's the story of how Bebop never got to water Senbu.
This is so fucking stupid I'm sorry-
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A Bunch Of Idiot Len Modules
FanfictionJust a really horrible story about the many Len modules and how fucking stupid they are.
