Casually Eating A Banana

Get Cha Fur Off Me

Hey people. Sorry for not updating for a while. I kinda lost a game against myself, then I became distracted, sorry. :P

Lmao it's one year later. AHAHAHA
But here's what you've all been waiting for...
probably... most likely not.

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"Hey, you good there? Are you not good? Do you need help? Is everything going alright? Are you people dying? Can you answer me? Is Shwiy helping you? What's a word that starts with 'p?' Is mayonnaise an instr-"

"Shut up, will you? We're trying to be as stealthy as we can, but you're ruining this very moment."

Mood.

I tell you this once again, this is not a movie. Life is not a movie, and this is very dangerous.

But cha gotta have the faith the faith the faith. No, I seriously shouldn't be doing this, but I guess I should be focusing on the task at hand.

"-EY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME. WE ARE DYING."

Over-dramatic much, no?

"So you tell me to shut up, and yet you're asking me for help, what chu want from me?"

"Just be ready."

And with that, I start heading towards the opposite direction.

We set the fire up so that every warehouse he owns would be blown at the same time. We also set up cell blockers, so that his workers couldn't make calls within a 5 mile radius, which then gives us the time to run out of there, set up some land mines here and there, and get to our plane, which would take us to a place he won't find us at.

Yes. I know. P-E-T-T-Y, very petty, but we have to take all precautions.

wow. im using such big vocabulary. im so proud of myself.

Anyways, the plan here is to nuke the warehouses, set up cell blockers, make sure he doesn't get out of his meeting for the next 2 hours after the explosions,

A/N
...and this is the point I left off at a year ago. I have no idea where I was going with this story, so if anyone has ideas, pm me or something.

lol thanks y'all, luv ya <3