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Psycho 0.0

ME: YOU ALL SCARE ME!!

Sonic.exe: who?

Me: EVRYONE!!! AHHHHH!! sorry... that was my scared self...

Hoody: cool. comment!!! *races and picks up MY PRECIOUS ipod*

Knifes445 said:

Come with me to a world of pure imagination

Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination

It's a land of severe psychological pain

Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Knives's Domain!

(beat)

Padded walls stare at me with menacing grins

I throw my trash away in the loony bin

I was hatched from an egg in a cuckoo's nest

They call me 2 questions short of a sanity test

I take a leisurely stroll down insanity lane

And hop aboard for a ride on the crazy train

Roller coaster curves pave the tracks' progression

They go up and down like my manic-depression

Men in white tackle me to put a stop to my racket

I pick a pair of dress pants to match my straitjacket

I skip merrily through the dementia hills

Where all the rain drops are made out of tranquilizer pills

Dance solo Fluffy!!!...........God, you are so talented!

There's no one there.

Shut up! He's real!

Okay!

(beat)

I start my mornings with Folgers and electroshock

I have painful memories that I would like to block

I pack my nutcase full of office supplies

And go to meetings with squirrels that have the bodies of files

I get off from my job about a quarter to three

I get coffee with myself all twenty-seven of me

Doctors try to diagnose but they don't know jack

I keep my gardening tools in the wacky shack

I go off the deep end at the local pool

I once ate a rabbit 'cause I though it was a mule

When I come up with my plans, I leave logic behind

You better bring a search party 'cause I've lost my mind

(beat)

They call me Rap Master Z!...Z as in...cantaloupe! Big purple meaty cantaloupes.....I love them and their delicious chocolate flavor......Isn't squash just fantastic?!

(beat)

Come with me to a world of pure imagination

Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination

It's a land of severe psychological pain

Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Knives's Domain!z