Contouring 101

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Kara : Contouring is a very dangerous game. Once a man walked in on me while contouring and I shot him.

Connor : If the other men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the cops.

Markus : Eliminate the nose. You can pretend you have no nostrils. Men will be bewitched and—

Connor : —hAnD oVeR tHeIr WaLlEtS!

Kara : Men don't like nostrils. You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men love pterodactyls.

Connor : *yeets off nose and screeches in pterodactyl* scREEEEEEEE—

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 24, 2018 ⏰

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