Once upon a time, in a far away land there lived a young man named Danny Devito. Danny loved hard boiled eggs so one day a mystical spirit known as pepe the frog tempted Danny into a deep dark forest.
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"Where is my boiled egg !" Yelled Danny as pepe led him further into the forest. Pepe simply replied " I have more fortnite wins than you!" Then he weiled his sword at Danny causing him to dash further into the deep dark forest quicker than you could say eggplant.
Soon Danny found himself lost in the swamps covered head to toe in a mysterious gooey substance.Without warning, Danny heard an aggressive roar come from the other end of the swamp and it could only be one ogre. "It's all ogre for you Danny " shouted shrek as he rapidly dashed through the undergrowth towards Danny. "Oh no !" Said Danny while putting his head in his hands "I've ended up in the dank meme forest!".
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Suddenly, Danny thundered off through the plants with Shrek right on his tail. After hours of endless pursuit, Danny managed to conceale himself in a cave. Later that night, Danny Devito set out to find food and firewood when he spotted a whole mini fridge of boiled eggs. As Danny Devito went to pick up and scoff the boiled eggs , a massive electrified net was chucked over Danny rendering him unconscious. Danny Devito woke up tied up next to Danny Dyer. As if on cue, Harambe strode into the dimly lit room. "But " exclaimed both Dannys "we thought you were dead ! " "Ignorant normies " replied harambe "I never die mowhahaha" and with that he took out a scalpel. "I propose to merge both of you Dannys and to make the ultimate Danny."
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" I Don't fink so " shouted Danny Dyer as he took out his i phone X displaying a text he had sent to the world's deadliest men and it simply said: help Harambe is here. As quick as a flash ten of the world's deadliest men (including Paddy Doherty- the gypsy king) stormed the room. Paddy Doherty chucked 9 throwing knives dipped in poison into Harambes chest. Harambe crashed to the floor dead as your Nan after assembling IKEA furniture on 0 hours sleep. Then the deadliest men escorted both Dannys back to their homes and out of the dank meme forest.
