*Disclaimer: I've never been to a wedding and don't know anything about them, but I have seen my fair share on TV :)
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Lian wants a white wedding and a gorgeous dress— he's only getting married once. A small gathering, no parents. Just them and a vow master. Luckily, they had the omnipotent Shannon. It was decided that Bella's backyard would be the location. Fam squad was to watch from the kitchen window as Lian gracefully walked the aisle. Hank looked snazzy at the altar as he awaited his soon-to-be bride. However, an unexpected guest was about to arrive...
LIAN'S DAD: Wait!
LIAN: Dad?? You came!
SIR DILF: Well, I wasn't just going to give my son up to some guy without being there to see it happen!
LIAN: Thanks, dad.
His dad gave Lian a proud grin, causing a tear to fall down Lian's cheek, and his dad quickly followed suit. What an emotional day this was. The squad in the window also started crying. "I Will Always Love You" suddenly began to play again, and Lian ran across the yard, sobbing, white dress flowing dramatically. In the powerful breeze he kicked up, the veil flew up off his face. Hank's jaw dropped in awe.
HANK: He's... Beautiful.
As Lian neared the end of the aisle, he leapt into Hank's arms. He spun him around, fluttering his dress outward.
SHANNON: You may now kiss the bride!
The two consumed each other's faces, together at last.
EVERYONE: Awww!
LIAN'S MEGADILF: *violent sobbing*
At the end of the ceremony, evening arrived. Bella turned on the fairy lights in the yard, and everyone danced around the newlyweds. She got out the microphone and over sized speaker so Emza could belt "Best of Both Worlds" for half the planet to hear. Hank didn't like that very much, but at least Lian seemed amused. Quite possibly not thinking straight, Bella took the two up to the guest bedroom where they could be alone. Not long after, you could hear the bed squeaking from all the way out in the lawn.
BELLA: Yeah, I didn't exactly think this one through...
MADELINE: It's fine. They deserve this time together. *sniffle*
The one true pairing had finally been completed. Edgy music and crying tears of joy became the focus of the rest of the night. It was bliss.
At least, it was until the next morning. The sunrise streamed through the window blinds, illuminating Lian's sleeping face, waking him. A flood of panic came next.
LIAN: Hank..?
Hank rolled over groggily to speak to him and rubbed his eyes.
