Sanders Sides One Shots

Sleep

So I was scrolling through a tumblr blog and i saw this picture (above) and was like "i need to make a fanfic about this!" So here we are. Tw: cursing, sleep flirting with everyone, slight daddy kink thing, talk of porn

Each of them knew it was going to happen soon. They all knew that eventually he was going to collapse. Patton even started putting pillows and blankets everywhere so when it did happen he would at least be comfortable until they moved him to his bed. But none of them thought it would be so easy. You see, Virgil hasn't slept in almost two weeks. Deceit decided that something needed to be done and apparently the light sides weren't going to do anything to help. Sure they help him with his panic attacks while Deceit left him to deal with it on his own but its gotten out of hand. Deceit approached the common room to tell the others his plan. Luckily, Virgil was off somewhere trying to stay awake. "Ahem. I have a solution to our sleepless Virgil problem. We're gonna get Sleep to put him to sleep." Deceit said, making a gesture. "Wait you mean sleep as in the character sleep? The one Thomas plays on Instagram?" Roman asked, looking up from his phone. "Yes, that Sleep. He roams around a lot. He normally comes when you're about to fall asleep and makes you go to sleep completely. I guess he's been avoiding Virgil or Virgil is avoiding him. Either way we need to figure it out and I have just the plan to get him to come to us." Deceit said as he rubbed his hands together.
                 Several hours later
Logan sat his desk and yawned. He was exhausted. But he need to stay awake just a little longer. Deceit said that Sleep wasn't avoiding any of them and he had had the most contact with Logan so he was picked for bait. Logan heard someone come in and he could smell the Starbucks coffee. How had he never smelt it before, it was so strong. And then he heard a thump, meaning that Roman, Deceit amd Patton had tackled Sleep. "Hey, you heavy bitches! Get off of me. I need to get the hot nerd to sleep." Sleep yelled. His voice sounded like Thomas (like all theirs did) but with the obvious difference (like all of them) of he sounded twenty times gayer and sassier. "Not until you make my dark strange son go to sleep. He needs his sleep. And at this moment, more than Logan." Patton said. Logan rubbed his eyes sleepily. Stay up for this really messed up his sleep schedule. "I will do that but unless you want a really, REALLY grumpy Logan, you'll let me up and let me make him go to sleep." Sleep said, flailing his head back and forth. "Fine." The three mostly awake sides said as they got off of Sleep. Logan watched as Sleep put his sunglasses on the top of his head and gently pulled Logan from his desk chair and over to his bed. Logan sat on his bed and felt his body relax so Sleep layed him down, taking his glasses off and sending him into a deep sleep. "Okay. Now where is that tired fucker." Sleep said, crossing his arms across his chest, covering his Sleep doesn't make everyone prettier t-shirt. "Um, we actually don't know where he currently is but he's around here somewhere." Patton said sheepishly. "Un-fucking-believable. So we have to go around trying to find the sleepy fucker. I swear I better get a good amount of money on a Starbucks gift card for this." Sleep mumbled as he walked out of Logan's room, Logan's soft snores filling the room as Sleep picked up his Starbucks cup filled with a very strong smelling coffee. Sleep went downstairs and luckily found Virgil sitting on the couch, trying to sleep and failing miserably. Sleep when over to the couch and had Virgil lean on him. Sleep took a long sip of his coffee and felt a shift next to him. Virgil had finally fallen into a restful sleep. Sleep looked at him, concerned, completely forgetting why he was avoiding Virgil in the first place. The poor kid looked so exhausted. Sleep took a another sip of his drink and layed Virgil down on the couch into a more comfortable position. Virgil's snore could be heard by the others. "Ok so first one I'm putting to sleep is pretty boy. Come on now, no fighting unless you don't wanna sleep for a week." Sleep said as he guided them upstairs to Roman's room. He put Roman on the bed, made Roman change his clothes into pajamas, and gave him a sweet (innocent) short kiss. Roman fell back gently onto his gigantic bed, breathing evening out slowly. "Now time for the cute nerd. Come on daddy-o. Let's you back to your room." Sleep said with a wink. Patton yawned as he let Sleep lead him to his room. Once in Patton's room, Patton sat on his bed while Deceit stood in the doorway with his arms crossed. Sleep gently took Patton's glasses off and gently kissed Patton on the forehead. Patton flops back on the bed. Sleep puts him on his bed properly. "Ok last but not least, Mr. Scaley face." Sleep said as he walked out and turned off Patton's light. They went into Deceit's room and Deceit stood in the middle of the room. "Before you knock me out, can you just tell me why you were avoiding Virgil?" Deceit asked as he throw his hat and cloak on his desk chair. "Fine, ok. This is gonna sound petty, but we were hanging out and he drank all my coffee. It was the last pumpkin spice coffee of the season and I had one sip of it. And he drank all of it. So I made him suffer for it. He knew what he did, but I guess he learned his lesson. So I let him sleep." Sleep admitted as he sat on Deceit's bed. Deceit nodded as he removed his shirt to reveal scales going down his left side. "Oh I didn't realize I was getting a private show." Sleep said cockily as he flicked his sunglasses down on his face. "Oh shove it up yours, I'm just getting ready for bed." Deceit said as he started unbuckling his belt. "Oh I like this. Maybe I should go wake up Roman and get two for the price of one." Sleep said as he looked over his sunglasses at Deceit. "Yeah because he'll totally appreciate being woke up from his beauty sleep to play stripper." Deceit said as he pulled his pants off. "Has anyone ever told you have a nice ass?" Sleep said as he leaned back in the bed. "As a matter of fact...no. But we all have the same body and Roman says he has a nice ass all the time. I most get called an ass rather than compliments on my ass." Deceit said as he pulled pajamas bottoms on. "Well yeah but we don't all have the same body, just similar bodies. Like Sexy Teacher and Angsty Emo are thin while Mr. Hot Dad Bod is kinda chubby. And don't even get me started on Roman, the motherfucker is hot and he knows it." Sleep said as he scrolled on his phone and sipped his coffee. "Oh my god, can you elaborate? Like what do you mean?" Deceit said as he began buttoning his shirt. "So Logan is thin but muscular. Like he's spent his life carrying heavy books. Thus he's the sexy nerd. Virgil is also thin, but he's got that deep, mysterious look. Which is hot. Patton is adorable. No arguing that," Sleep said as Deceit sat on the bed next to him "but he can be intimidating. Which is always sexy. There's a reason the fanders call him daddy. And then there's Roman. The man's got a six pack. His muscles are so freakin' defined, if he were to wear a really tight shirt and flex, he would rip it. The dude could be a model and/or a porn star. He has the perfect body for either. And finally there's you. You're like a combination of Roman and Logan. You're thin but also very muscular. Another example of the perfect bod for porn." Deceit blush. Not only was he getting complimented on his body but he was getting told it was good enough to just do sex for a living. Deceit looked at Sleep to ask him what he thought about his own body when Sleep booped his nose and he began to feel very sleepy. He flopped on his pillows. Sleep smiled as he got up. Another successful night of sleep for all the 'good' sides (including Deceit). Sleep headed downstairs to take the very tired side to bed. Upon seeing the living room, he noticed a Starbucks cup on the table. He picked it up and smelled it. Pumpkin spice. He smiled and decided to give Virgil some extra hours of sleep after his next panic attack (knowing how much they exhauste him). Sleep carried they sleeping side to his room, layed him on his bed and covered him up (making sure to put his teddy bear in his arms). Now he went to make sure their host was asleep and judging by how brightly everything was lit, he probably wasn't. Sleep popped up, grabbed Thomas's laptop and snapped it shut. "Sleep boy. My job ain't done until you're asleep. Now lay the fuck down and relax." Sleep said agitated as Thomas layed down and relaxed the best he could while Sleep was standing there, clearly mad. Man had his sides made Sleep angry. Sleep took a step towards Thomas's bed and felt a pain in his back. "Oh those three are gonna have SO much trouble sleeping the next few weeks." Sleep said he stood bent over. "What happened?" Thomas said as he sat up in bed. Sleep sat on the bed and rubbed his back. "So I was being kind of a petty asshole and making it where Virgil couldn't get a good nights rest. And in a ploy to get me to make him go to sleep, the others used Logan as bait to make me come to them so I could put him to sleep. When I got there, the fuckers tackled me to the ground. It hurt like hell. And now I'm gonna be sore. But I did get a private show from Dee so he's off the hook, for now." Sleep said as he took off his leather jacket. "Do I even what to know what you mean by private show?" Thomas said, a concerned look on his face. "It was a joke. He was getting ready for bed while we were talking. Though I did say he had a nice ass." Sleep said. Before Thomas could say anything else, Sleep bopped his forehead, putting him to sleep instantly. "Hope you have weird dreams about Dee's ass and shit. My work here is done." Sleep said be for sinking down and going to sleep for the rest of the night and into the morning.

I feel like i ended it crapily. But i almost hit 2000 words so thats cool. Let's see i can get 1950 at least. Comment how your day was or any ships you want me to do. I feel like i was kinda doing a sleceit thing in this one. I mean i kinda ship them. And theres my 1950 word (1963 to be exact lol)