Our love story in Two Egg

She was the one who wanted it

It was fall. The skies were bluer and the leafs were falling to the ground. I felt like it was the perfect opportunity for a trip. So I went to visit the city of Two Egg in Florida. I got to the hotel, and I suddenly gasp! There she was. Winina Rider. My absolute idol was in Two Egg for vacation. Since I knew she didn't like the publics attention, I didn't go up to her because I wanted to respect her. But it looked like the universe didn't want it that way, because her room was RIGHT BESIDES MINE. I couldn't escape her. I tried to ignore that but at the end of the day, she didn't want me to. As I was trying to get some sleep I hear a strong tap on the floor and then a knock on the door

I shout- Who is it? Its 5 am, stupid. I instantly regret saying that bad word. It was Winina waiting for me.

- It is I. Winina. - She says. 

I gasp once again. As im walking towards the door im shaking. My idol wanted to meet me! I finally get to the door and as I open it she says:

-Henlo. 

-Hello Winina, im a big fan!! - I shout

-I know. And that's why I wanted to give you a noice surprise - she says in a New Yorker accent

After hearing Winina saying those words I imagined so many things that she could have done. But I couldn't imagine her taking a full hand of wet grass and putting it on my palms, softly.

- This is a presentito for you, my dear. I know you love grass. wet. grass.

I hated grass. But I simply could not tell her that. 

-Thank you so much Winina - I reply 

But she's not done yet. Winina has yet another surprise for me.

- I know you love meee - she suddenly sings with a cracking voice. And thats why I wanted to ask you to merry me. 

I could simply not believe it. My absolute idol wanted to marry me? HOW? I didn't know, but I sure wouldn't want her to think twice:

-Yes Winina! 62 times yes. - I reply

After replying she gives me a huge rubber ring and kisses me softly on the forehead. As I thought she was coming down to kiss me on the lisp, she yet again surprises me. She slaps me in the face and spits in my eye. I suddenly can't see anymore. I thought Winina Rider made me go blind: 

- I CANT SEE WININA. HELP- I scream

She doesn't reply. I didn't know if she had left or not and I was scared for my life. But I suddenly hear a tap on the floor. And another tap. And another one. I came to the conclusion that Winina was tap dancing while I was screaming for help. I finally get to open my eyes and there she is. Tap dancing, all naked. 

- This is my real presentito. - she says with an even stronger New Yorker accent. She only wore a sparkly boulder hat and black tapping dance shoes. The rest was all uncovered. 

-Why are you doing this?! - I ask franticly 

-Oh dear fan. You love this. I know that you loveeee me - she sings once again while tap dancing, until someone yells for her to quit it on the hallway. 

Winina was furious. She apologized and said that she felt sorry because that person had ruined our special moment. She goes out naked with her sparkly boulder hat and runs at the person who told her to stop. 

After that I never saw my fiancé ever again. She sometimes leaves some wet grass or recordings of her voice to me in the mail. The last time I checked she sang me Cher's ''Do you believe in life after love''. She recently also sang this song in an interview with Keanu Reeves, and im positive it was truly for me.