Quotes To Remember

||Chapter Fifty|| The one with the undead

Category: zombies and their lost and found body parts.

1. “Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"

"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."

"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"

"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.” -Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

2. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.” -Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

3. “My friend M says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.” -Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

4. “All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed!” -Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

5. “Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.” -David Wong, John Dies at the End

6. “I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege of being responsible for another. It was, for a time, what kept me going: Each morning, for a little while, I got to feel the weight of the yoke on my back as I pulled the ancient cart of my species.” -John Green, Zombicorns

7. “This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.” -Amanda Hocking, Hollowland

8. “If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either.” -Cassandra Clare, Zombies Vs. Unicorns

9. “Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.” -Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

10. “Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” -Kevin James Breaux

11. “Blood is really warm,

it's like drinking hot chocolate

but with more screaming.” -Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

12. “What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.” -Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life